To my Booty Bay magazine subscription of Busty Orcish Babes. I’ve had it. These goblins used to be all about money. Now they’re just like every other “Woke” publisher.
Of course the pictures are still as good as ever, but the articles have gone way down hill. Who can cruise to Silithus and enjoy smut with topics like Death Knight rights being blasted on the adjacent page. I’ll say it, DKs are scum. Throws Tomato They don’t belong in Orgrimmar.
That’s not my kind of bag man.
- Dk’s Aren’t a Real Class
- No one remembers what it was like during the purge of Lordaeron
-Removing the tasty literature of Mistress Nagmara from these magazines and others like it goes against everything the horde stands for.
I tried out Goldshire Gilfs, I’m not usually one to go for those NE girls, but within 15 minutes of calling the number at the back of the magazine I was in the basement of the Inn.
So that’s it. Once cross-faction hits, I’m getting a race change and going full gnome.
No you can’t have my stacks of vintage Busty Orcish Babes.
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Thank you for this. It made me giggle.
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I can stil barely breathe after laughing at this
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Death knight lifes matter
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That doesn’t even make sense Dave. THEY’RE DEAD.
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*scoffs at the demon hunter
You’re just a death knighthphobe
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Look. Just because I made out with a Death Knight ONE TIME, and purged an entire camp of children during Orphan’s week doesn’t make me a Death Knight.
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I got some with kul’tirans in em if you’re interested.
We had something special grubz. We were gonna get married and have little half death knight, half demon hunter children.
But you got scared and ran
You’re just mad that we sacrificed more than you.
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PFFFT… says the walking burger who CAN STILL SEE.
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See you in a few months friend.
Pfft says the twig that can still BREATHE.
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--------the joke
your head
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My head is too big for jokes.
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Then how are you looking at magazines?!
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How do you read these magazines without eyes you DH scum?
Lots of “holes” in your story.
You’re just like every other clickbait article.
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