About Us
Our DPS use skills to do massive critical damage, our healers practice real life Hungry Hungry Hippos® at Timezone in a weekly deathmatch, and our tanks taunt UFC fighters. When we enter instances bosses walk up to us, drop their loot and kill themselves. Blizzard pays us to play. We date supermodels. We’ve all won the lottery. Every sixty seconds in our raids a minute goes by. Our mages have Warglaves of Azzinoth. We all have IQs above 180. Our private parts are so big that they go all the way from A to Z on the keyboard. We melt steel beams, We are all rock stars and may need to stop raiding for our world tour. We party with celebrities and mingle with the political elite. We built this city. We don’t have Mobile phones. We have appeared on the NEWS twelve times this week. We do not talk about Fight Club. We do test on animals. TV-Series: 60 Minutes did a two hour special on our Guild Achievements.
We are <SPG> South Pacific Gamers, The Guild Bank is storage for personal use only. There is no guild tabard, as it doesn’t match our Transmog Sets, or Hairstyles.
On a serious note, we are welcoming other casual players to join us and have some fun.
Raids are only once a week on Wednesdays 8:30PM Server time. There is no pressure to attend if raiding does not interest you, you’re welcome to join us for Mythic+ or just remain a social butterfly.
If you would like to know more you can contact us via the following:
- In game message: ‘Smmityy’
- Battlenet: Smmity#1372
- Discord: discord.gg/64kNj5B