Yo momma soooooo fat she get world explorer the first time she log in.
That joke is so overused, but still funny. Here is one of my favorites, I made this one up.
Why did the goblin get kicked out of Gilneas? Because he wore-Genn. (Say it to yourself, it’s funnier that way)
There’s a new drink at the bar. It’s called The Democrat, and once you pay for it, the bartender gives it to someone else.
Wait I’m high. Worgen? The Goblin’s a Worgen or he wore Genn.
Explain it now Lee! I can’t even pronounce Gilneas
Your brother’s teeth are so yellow, when he yawns in a car, everyone starts slowing down.
Yo moma so ugly she lost a beauty contest to Gorefiend.
Yo momma soooooo fat she clears an entire mage table with one click.
The three button ghost game is hard, ok?
Yo momma soooooo fat the Tauren taught her Thunderstomp
Yo momma soooooo fat the Tauren taught her Thunderstomp
Yo momma soooooo fat all her gear is of the Whale.
Yo momma soooooo fat all her gear is of the Whale.
Yo momma soooooo fat she need a Tidesage to get outta the pool.
Yo momma soooooo fat she need a Tidesage to get outta the pool.
Yo momma soooooo fat flying over her gives you a loading screen.
Yo momma soooooo fat flying over her gives you a loading screen.
Yo momma soooooo fat The Broken Isles still remember the last time she sat down
Yo momma soooooo fat The Broken Isles still remember the last time she sat down
YO momma soooo Ugly, her taunt makes things run away!
YO momma soooo Ugly, her taunt makes things run away!
Yo momma sooooooo ugly she made Illidan blind.
Yo momma sooooooo ugly she made Illidan blind.
Damn, that’s messed up LOL.
What do you call an angsty Mechagnome?
A sigh borg!
EDIT
Some mechagnomes were having lunch and one of them decided that the waitress was good looking and went to talk to her. He got back to the table looking glum. His friend asked him what was wrong, to which he responded, “ERROR: Failed to establish connection to server.”
Why don’t you see any gender fluid mechagnomes?
Because they’re all binary.
The Goblin’s a Worgen or he wore Genn.
See, that’s the joke. He wore Genn, but it sounds like worgen, so that’s why it’s funny.
I can’t even pronounce Gilneas
Gill-nay-us