A brief respite? Blizz I think it's time

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It’s time for players who play daily, who do emissary guests every day. Who queue up for H dungeons daily, to finally complete this. What’s it been, 3 weeks since 8.2?

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I feel like I’m missing some context.

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Feels like chapter two of a book.

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He’s referring to the bodyguard quest by that name.

A Brief Respite.

You have to do enough bodyguard quests to reach rank 3 on a single bodyguard. Which takes a grand total of SIX bodyguard quests. And there are THREE up every day. You need 3 bodyguard quests to gain a rank. Ergo 1-2, 2-3. A total of 6 bodyguard quests on the same bodyguard.

If he can’t do it in 2-3 weeks, then he’s not doing the bodyguard quest AT ALL.

EDIT: Even if he did a single bodyguard quest every day and changed his bodyguard every day he’d still be rank 3 on at least one of them by now.

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I actually had to look it up as I’d forgotten about the quest by name. Then I was “oh, that quest? Easy peasy. Took two days of doing the stuff.”

The only “hard” part is you don’t pick up the quests AT the hub but rather by finding them in the world. And they’re MARKED on your map once you take a bodyguard. So no excuse on “I can’t find them!”

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Where have I seen this poster before?

Ah, that’s right… you were complaining some more on another dumb thread, despite having more than 30 different people explain you what to do and how to do it…

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Thank you for the context that I was looking for.

(gives Verdre a cookie)

:cookie:

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Nom! Grumbles cookies! I wonder how much they go for on the AH?

Like I said, I’d actually forgotten the name and was “that’s sounds familiar? google it! Oh yeah! Duh!”

He’s got multiple threads up today about “this is taking too long!” as if he’s trying to outdo Rastlin and his “this took me 8 hours!” when even the grandma players I know could do it in a fraction of the time.

EDIT: The direct link to the quest in question, for anyone morbidly curious!

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Ah, that explains why I was confused. I’ve had it done for weeks. So he’s being lazy. Noted.

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Like I said, it had me going “what am I missing? that sounds familiar.”

So I googled it. And then I was “oh, that’s what he’s talking about!”

So I clarified it here, and posted the link as well.

He even whined about how he couldn’t find the TW vendor in dalaran. That he went there and couldn’t find the guy. If you teleport in, he’s literally right outside and down the stairs, surrounded by a swarm of people. He’s got multiple threads up like that today. They’re all on the same vein, “why are you making me spend hours doing this stuff anyone with 2 brain cells can do in a matter of minutes?!”

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He’s made this exact thread before.

He’s either trolling or really dumb.

Either way, I’ll say it again: YOU NEED TO PICK A BODYGUARD FROM THE CAMPFIRE AND DO THEIR SPECIFIC DAILY QUESTS WHICH APPEAR AS BLUE '!'s ON THE WORLD MAP. THESE ARE NOT WORLD QUESTS, THEY ARE DAILY QUESTS.

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So he’s repeating his own threads. Sadly I ran into too many trolls today and can’t report this thread.

All I can do is mock the obvious troll and demonstrate that he’s exactly what he appears to be. A forum troll.