We’re a guild that does things regularly and sometimes important stuff.
LF a few more DPS to round out the roster. 
Be one with the Havoc and help us with widespread destruction of mythic bosses.
Looking for a Havoc DH (guaranteed raid spot)! 
Bump Bump. Want that DH love. 
Join Ascendance, where the BOEs are the friends we make along the way
See the buff, be the buff… and check us out!!!
Mage, DH, DK. Or DPS of any kind. Looking for a couple 
Let’s all be on the same page, case we really need another Mage!
Or if not and you have a Warlock, then please feel free to join our flock!
Thank you, thank you pro at bad poetry, I’ll be here all week.
Do you enjoy having a dozen chores before every pull? You must play a warlock! Cookies please?
I tried to come up with a clever limerick about a mage,
but mostly came up with words rhyming with age.
So I’ll see myself off the stage…
I’m not so fancy but I can bump a thread!
Still looking for a mage!!!
I heard something about fate, but it has escaped me.
There once was a lad named Fated,
Who’s cause was often debated.
But he persevered in his fight,
because his old raid was a delight!
Bumpity bump!
Fated Raids: do-overs with a twist!
Sanctum up to bat!
BOOM!
(yeah, we’d like a Boomie - another Mage would be nifty too.
Come to win, to fight, to conquer, to thrive!