You guys are awesome! This thread is so much fun to read. 
I finally have some time to answer questions. Sorry to keep you waiting!
I love all cats great and small, but if I had to choose my favorite Druid cat form, it’d be Night Elf. I love the color schemes and their accessories the most. Next in line would be Kul Tiran because skulls, and Highmountain Tauren because lions with feathered moose antlers.
I like to think it’s because what they eat is blue, much like how Flamingos turn pink. And they probably think they’re too cool for red hats.
I also love trolls! They get to have pointy ears, tri-hawks, AND run around without shoes and not be phased with how painful that is. They’re like the elves’ edgy punk rock cousins.
Definitely without ketchup. Don’t get him started about ketchup…
This sounds like the beginning of a lyrical masterpiece. Keep going!
That is such a terrifying image… IT’S PERFECT!
They don’t seem to! I’d love to know what product they use. 
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