3 hours of instant queue AB Pug stomping

WoW Classic Season of Discovery
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Just like Alliance winning in AB then.

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I’ve been preaching it since private server days way back on Feenix, even before Classic. Ret “brain” should be a federal crime with actual jail time.

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They’re not gonna even cleanse themselves at any level so.

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Cleanse is on 42 lvl
You can’t spin the flag in bubble
Ret’s flash of light with 200 sp heals for 250-300, totaly worth it with 3k hpools and getting oom in 2-3 rotations

I guess WoE not only provides 30% hp, -6% chance to be crited, 10% inc damage reduction, but also damages your brain.

/thread

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Also I called purify in my mind as just cleanse rank 1, which still removes 1 disease and 1 poison, but everyone is such a semantical piss about it I’ll edit it.

Also you can literally melee hit while bubbled. Are you so ret brained you don’t know that?

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You literally said “one intelligent bubble to spin the flag”.
You can melee hit in bubble, but you can not spin the flag.

WoE hurts your brain a lot. Blizz need to hurry up.

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if you can melee hit someone trying to cap the flag…
it interrupts them capping the flag in AB…
this is spinning a flag while you wait on your team to reinforce or rez…

tell me you Knew this?

Is this live Ret Brain? Sheesh no wonder alliance has a 90% loss rate rn

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You do understand that “spinning the flag” means capturing the point, right?

Or you went too deep into the way of the earth?

And even if we pretend to live in your world, interrupting someone from capping happens when you already have the point. And you are not. You lose BS and then it is a 3/2 loss because the moment you kill all 5 WoE shamans - that is the moment when humanity ends on Earth.

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lmao this is your brain on ret. That is spinning the flag. Spinning the flag is stopping the opponent from capping the flag while waiting for the rez.

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thats called capturing, spinning is defending from being captured OH MY GOD.

ALLIANCE THIS RIGHT HERE IS YOUR BIGGEST PROBLEM. LMFAO

IM DEAD

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Here comes “PULL OVER” guildmate.

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Sorry we both love to point out how smooth ret player brain is. Brings us together.

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Spinning: Spinning is the action of players constantly attacking the people around a base’s flag so that they are unable to capture it (players may only capture a base if they are uninterrupted/untouched for 6 seconds).

https://www.wowhead.com/guide/pvp-terms-expressions-rbg-guide#:~:text=Spinning%3A%20Spinning%20is%20the%20action,%2Funtouched%20for%206%20seconds).

I am SOOOOOOOOOOO sorry alliance has rets. Truly your only hope is they give horde these UNSPINNABLE rets so we are afflicted by the same handicap you have

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Melee hunter’s 1 button rotation is indeed hard to master. You also didn’t need any nerfs I assume.

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Don’t shift the topic here. There is a possibility you learn something.

Also it’s a 2 button rotation.

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I got lava burst crit for about 110% of my total health the other day. That was pretty cool.

SOD pvp is a meme. I just afk BGs on monitor 2 and play an alt on monitor 1

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Yep, 1100+550 overload proc. Balanced.

Also enchancement shaman having 1400 ap when BiS ret with blessing of might has around 650.

Also all this from above while having 5k+ hp, -6 crit, -10% inc damage.

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Lmao you’re not wrong. The average classic player is absolute dog at the game which is one of the reasons I enjoy classic PVP. I stopped juking casts a long time ago because most of them don’t even know to kick.

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They gave Alliance WotLK Ret, what would you expect?

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Imagine only have that whole arsenal and hust doing
“MUUHHHHH CRUSADER STRIKEE HAHAHAHHAHAHAA”
“JAHHHHHHHH DIVINE STOOOOOOOORM”
“BOOOOOOOOOOM EXORCISM”
“BUBBLE HELP MEEEEEE”

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