An old Orc sat alone in the Valley of Trials, staring at the horizon.
A young warrior approached him. “Elder, why do you sit here every day?”
The Orc sighed. “I await the return of RP-PvP realms.”
“What are those?”
The elder dropped his tankard.
“REALMS WHERE YOUR ENEMIES HAVE NAMES! WHERE A HUMAN PALADIN CAN BECOME YOUR BLOOD FEUD! WHERE A SIMPLE TRIP TO THE AUCTION HOUSE CAN END IN A THREE-HOUR WAR!”
The young warrior trembled. “But… what if I just want to level peacefully?”
The elder grabbed him by the shoulders.
“THEN YOU HAVE CHOSEN THE WRONG CONTINENT, BOY!”
Just then, a messenger arrived.
“Elder! The developers have announced another discussion about server populations!”
The Orc stared blankly into the distance.
“Another discussion… and still no realm.”
He mounted his wolf and rode toward the Barrens, where a thousand adventurers were killing boars without a single enemy in sight.
And so the prophecy remained unfulfilled.
Bring back RP-PvP. Azeroth wasn’t built for everyone to be friends…