Been playing wow as my main game for about a year now after being a play a few weeks and quit guy in the past.
Disclaimer this is meant to be a joke I’m not acting like I’m better than anyone so no need to get upset. There’s also exceptions to everything, duh. But this is p spot on
Blizzard: doesn’t care about pvp clear as day. They do tuning far slower than any mmo I’ve played in the past and when they do it seems they don’t test a thing. Craven/spellwarden/cobra shot buffs/bonedust sck.
1600 and under players: Tend to be the most based and normal people except a few outliers that are addicted to the pee your pants crybaby train led by stoopz and copied by the shaman guy. Side note soloq doesn’t work in a game so heavily reliant on comp and trading. They want it for easy content you goofs. Again joke, I agree that this game is bad I just think the soloq crowd and delusional and being played.
1800 players: think they’re way better than they actually are. Legit psychopaths that message you gamer words over 2v2. This bracket is for people that can do their DPS rotation pretty well and that’s about it.
2100 players: the bulk of homies live here. Real bros you can have a beer with and not have to hear about anime or video games. Just normal people. Also a large amount of people that snuck out of the bad psychopath 1800 bracket because of the above mentioned Blizzard breaking classes. More gamer words and rage whispers but exclusively from overtuned melee of the month.
2400-2600 players : just cringe. That’s it.
R1 players : 90% chance it’s a child groomer or a child. Gonna be hard to debunk this one.
10% chance normal person that’s just good at game.
Ferals: sketchy players they bypass the r1 requirement to groom kids in Elwynn
Warlocks: apparently they cheated in Bfa and now they have to play the game normally and that’s just causing a ton of tears. If someone’s crying on a classic alt you can bet it’s a warlock player
Hunter : either a boomer trying to enjoy the game or a zoomer trying to get arena achievements
Warriors : their class is boring but they just wanna win. I can respect that. Based class.
Rogue/mage:
Ele shaman/ enhance : Chad’s of arena o7
Ret Paladin: if you made it in shadowlands if you’ve played it before you’re probably a hero that would run into a burning building to save someone, even a weeb. 07
WW : you haven’t mained it since ___ nobody believes you.
Dh/dk : most cooked takes on the Internet there is a correlation between being actually dumb and being more likely to select this class. Not me though I picked it for the glowy eyes
Healers: God bless you
People that post on classic alts: Imagine being embarrassed to troll/state your opinion with your main characters name. This is a game about orcs and magic fairies dude nobody cares if you’re a 1500 rogue just troll from your main account it’s funnier.
Seriously tho wow arena is really really good and from watching older content looks like I caught some of the worst of it. It’s sad that Blizzard let’s pvp rot because it could have no competition with just 1 dev that cares.
Despite the daily encounter with psychopaths and a feral from moonguard trying to get me to go to his house for lunch after I said “sure I’m down to q ebola” I’ve met a ton of good people. Shout-out to the boys and to the people that speed ran me through learning wow.