Omeganexus[Zerg Buff Request Parody]

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As a Protoss Player, I suggest that we should have the Omganexus which will allow us to produce Omegaprobes which are like regular probes but have a mobile psi-field that can warp in units.

The Omeganexus produces a large psi field around itself, gives 20 supply because Omeganexus babe. Omeganexus can produce Omegaprobes which don’t even have to mine because they are Omegaprobes, they will produce minerals and gas at a slow rate. But they can min at the speed of mules.

Omeganexus is a detector. Omeganexus can fly like Command Centers. Omeganexus will be the Mothership that never was. In other words, actually useful. Omeganexus can produce 100 probes a second, flinging them into the horror of enemy, as the 100 probes produce 1 pylon and 2 photon cannons each.

These Omegaprobes can build Omegacannons . These Omegacannons are Photon Cannons the size of Gateways and have the range of Tempests. Their fire rate is that of a Cyclone. We do not talk about Omegacyclone . We do not.

Oh yeah, Omega Stargates are like regular Stargates but can produce Arbiters which can combine into Alphabiters because putting Omega infront of everything is getting to redundant and using other greek letters seems to be a lot more creative.

Now, what would these Alphabiters do? They would be able to create Alphavortexes which when combined with Alpharchons(a merging of 2 Archons cast via a spell from the Omeganexus)

The Omegacolossi we should’nt even talk about because like that stuff should be forbidden to even imagine anyways.

The Zetadistruptors are able to jump like reapers and are produced from the Zetbotic Facilities

Ressurect Tassadar. With the power of the Omega Nexus, Omegaprobe, and Omega Templar, we can send an Omegaship with 10 Alphaprobes minimum to go on a journey to find Tassadar’s corpse. Upon finding his corpse we can summon Nick Cannon to use the Omegacannons to ressurect Tassadar. You need to Omegacannon rush the energy in order to appease to the OmegaKhala and the OmegaVoid.

Omega Carriers
Honestly we shouldn’t mention these like the Omegacycles because that is scary as heck already. Omega carriers are produced from ZetaStargates which can only be made from sacrificing 2 Omegastargates to the graveyard and utilizing polymerization.

The Omega Carriers cost double and take a slightly larger amount of time to create. They are capable of tactical jump like other battle crusiers and can hold 32 OmegaInterceptors which are basically Interceptors on steriods riding an Omegaphoenix on an Alphabiter. Which means when an OmegaCarrier attacks, it is immediately cloacked. When an OmegaInterceptor dies, Tassadar cries and sends out a burst of rage which results in the AlphamegaPhotonCannons becoming summoned. After that, the game has escalated beyond all reason and the devs shut it down awarding the Protoss player a minimum of 1000 mmr because No one makes Tassadar cry ever.

Omeganexus:
Produces:
Omegaprobe

Omega Cannon:
Cost: 150 Minerals. 150 Gass Time: 20

I am not writing out the entire tech tree darn it. We’ll leave it to the devs. Don’t forget Omegaminerals and Gammagas produced by the Omniprobe

We the Protoss in order to ensure balacing within the meta declare that Omeganexus must be made
For Give us OmegaNexus or give us death by Broodlord Infestor.

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Should we talk about Omegacyclone?

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