Your kid sees you play overwatch

General Discussion
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They see the hero your playing is Sombra

Mommy/Daddy when I grow up I wanna be a Sombra main! She looks fun!

Your reaction:

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“holy mother of christ! My cat is talking!”

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looks down at kid

“Who the hell are you?!?!”

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Uninstall Overwatch immediately

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Uninstall children immediately

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Tell them it will likely be possible in the future, cyberpunk is looking more and more realistic.

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I wake up from the very obvious nightmare and take a shower to wash off the filth that comes with playing Sombra. There isn’t a universe out there where I willingly choose to play Sombra of my own free will.

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There isnt a universe with free will, either

We are always reacting based on outside input from electrons

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I make them fetch me another beer

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There isn’t a universe where those electrons would input in a way that would make me play Sombra. My disgust for that creature goes beyond the constraints of reality and physics.

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I show them Team Fortress 2.

“Young one, there is a game with a character that hasn’t had her identity removed…and he is super cool, on top of that. Meet the Spy.”

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How did you happen I never even went outside?

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There is no sombra in ow anymore. At least not the one cool enough to make even a child want to play her

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I struggle to turn around in full Reinhardt armor shoo them out of my room. Alone, I fall to my knees. The clang of my armor sets off every car alarm on the block and causes every dog in a five mile radius to go berserk.

“Where did I go wrong!?” I ask myself. I cannot even wipe my own tears for my gauntlets are the size of a flat screen TV.

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I tell them I was playing Mystery Heroes and they should be a D.Va main and be based like me.

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Sombra mains don’t have kids.

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Aww sweetie. In Overwatch you can’t have a main. You can only play counters. :joy:

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I broke up with my ex after showing her overwatch. She refused to play any character the wasnt Sombra.

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Who do you think Sombra hard counters so well :eyeglasses:

Assinating supports.
Creeping on widowspiders
Hacking wrecking balls.
Canceling doomfist blocks.
Killing Rein in shield.

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i came across this image a while ago… looks like genji has some explaining to do to mercy

https://imgur.com/a/qdzwtRf

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