Mercy: heros never die,
D va: nerf this.
The devs: heros do die and we’re nerfing both of you.
Mercy and d va hugging after their nerfs.
Mercy: realizes d va not viable anymore heros never die cries in corner.
Hanzo and McCree are my two most played heroes
This is exactly why I chose those two to main from the beginning…and it’s all finally paying off now…
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Lucio and Orisa.
Lucira? Oricio?
I’d prefer a pun, like Crossing Guard or Sound Byte or something. I don’t know, I’m not creative with names. Either way, there’s a picture for this:
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…yep…I would believe that…ship?
Oh boy here we go again
FrogHog. I don’t like where this is going
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Junkrat and dva… Mmmmm junkmeka? Bunnyrat? Drat? Hanison?
Next two most played would be moicy.
Pharmeka? ;-; not like this
Widowmeiker.
The cold never bothered them anyway.
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I personally imagine it as like a Muppets relationship:
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Super Shimada Bros ><
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I’d like to imagine my two mains Hanzo and McCree, were introduced to each other by Genji, and fell in love at first sight 
How do you know whose LGBT and whose not?
Anyways this is for fun so
Traccree
Meanwhile in a parallel universe, in a noir era in France, Binta (Tracer’s other self in the parallel universe) is hanging out in a bar with his friend Bob (McCree’s other self in a parallel universe)…
The parallel universe was erased somehow, no one know what was the cause…
Junkrat and Mercy
He threatened to kill her with a rip-tire if she didn’t engage in a relationship with him.
J/k He’s adorable. Who wouldn’t wanna be with Junkrat? 
Somhog/Roadbra.
One look and she was hooked.
Zenyatta and Mccree are indeed a weired couple.
Hmmm…
ooOOoohhhOOhohhhhh
I see what you did there.
Except one of them is a Mutated 7’ tall 600 lb pigman and the other is a Brazilian man with no legs
Baguett.va? 