You have to take a drivers test

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D.Va would give me extra points for every pedestrian I ran over.

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This is absolutely insane and also absolutely right

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I think Mercy will offer to drive with me and give me tips before we start the test, but for the safety of other drivers, she will not be lenient!

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I passed my CDL sometime ago. (Test to drive a semi truck).

If you think a driverā€™s test is Difficult. Wait until you do a CDL. Prior to March of 2024 you had to memorize and re-iterate by memory a 70+ item checklist regarding a vehicle parts inspection plus Airbrakes and 3 backing maneuvers, plus a road skills test.

Yeah, parallel parking a car is nothing. Parallel parking a Semi truck with a trailer attached to it. HEH. not fun. Which on my test. the RNG picked that one of all things that I had to back into a space just slightly bigger than the truck and trailer!

  • Straightline backing.
  • Offset backing (left or right)
  • Parallel parking (drivers side or passenger side).
  • alley dock.

Qualifications:

  • No 10+mph over the speed limit citations in the past 2 years.
  • no DUI
  • no OWI.

:open_mouth:

IDK, my CDL mill instructor and my Hero Main are both GRUFF people. I think there would be zero difference tbh.

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Iā€™d nail it, Iā€™m awful at basically everything in life except driving because itā€™s not that hard even for someone as dumb as me.

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I donā€™t want to turn 16 ever again. I think I will skip this scenario.

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ItĀ“s 18 you have to turn in my country for that and we drive manuals.

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The most skins for?
Hell that will take take time to check brb
Turns out it would be Sombra (25skins)

She would be like ā€œNah, I just hack the system and let you passā€

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I would fail because I was never taught how to parallel park. Diving in cities gives me anxiety anyways.

Dva would call me a noob and say I have a skill issue :pensive:

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Is that all you have to do in the US to pass? :skull:

No wonder you guys freak out the moment a council dares install a roundabout, or hint at dropping one lane to make a cycle lane. Please never come to Europe.

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Itā€™s crazy.
In Germany you pay for the mandatory lessons, test and license around 3kā‚¬ to 4kā‚¬

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Itā€™s different everywhere. Acting like European drivers arenā€™t worst and cuss out and bring jack hammers just to break peoples windshields if ppl look at them the wrong way

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She would act as a driving instructor but would be an Uber driver in disguise.

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Junk rat would be ok if I hit a couple people
ā€œItā€™s the little thingsā€ as he says
Collateral

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Maybe I shouldā€™ve said the UK instead, One of the safest road networks in the world, probably because we drive on the correct side of the road :yum:

Of course every country has drivers with bad anger management, but it is a fact that most European countries have considerably less road accidents than the us, and those that do happen are far less likely to be fatal, driving tests are far stricter than the US, and driving isnā€™t a necessity for most people so those that do drive do so because they Want to not because they Have to.

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These are getting elaborate xD

Mercy and I dare her to fail me when I have video proof of her being the reason for a car crash

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The subtext here makes me feel inclined to remind you that youā€™re supposed to be 16 in OPā€™s example. :sweat_smile:

To answer OP, Tracer would be a pretty lenient instructor. But if I hit another car, forget it. She wants me to succeed, but sheā€™ll always do whatā€™s right.

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Driving with D.Va as my driving instructor is going to be so fun! What a great thought :partying_face: