Worst description of a hero

Here’s the deal
You guys try to describe a hero as badly as possible with it still being recognized
No names
Try not to use names of abilities either
Savvy?

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The old geezer for the CoD players

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No aim, no brain parasitic leash! Never gets potg cause their goofy, ahh niche!!! :fire:

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I love these threads. Alright, here’s a few:

  • Pro gamer who fights robot Godzilla.

  • Peanut-butter addicted scientist with rage issues.

  • Gay and grumpy Captain America.

  • Soccor-loving DJ skater boi who committed grand larceny.

  • David Bowie cosplayer with too many test subjects.

:stuck_out_tongue:

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depressed yakuza member

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Mad max esque criminal with explosives.

Punk band lead singer with a big axe.

One punch man, but a villian.

Short and angry engineer.

A robot with ptsd from war.

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Robot Ninja?..

I’m bad at this.

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I suppose I’ll put some in myself
Pig with a chem addiction
Little man with big explosions
Noon
Spoiled western brat
Maui from temu
Spooky shotgun man
Lost her favorite pizza recipes in a fire
:popcorn:
Bravo to all of you
You are excellent at this
Reading these brightens my day exponentially

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Fruity Sephiroth.

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That’s just Sephiroth.

Anyway, uh… Mario-jumping frisbee golf champion.

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Not known for people skills, prefers long distance relationships. Last marriage ended badly. Expensive tastes.

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Lifeweaver? xD

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floating scientist that throws small black holes and a big ahh rock, also can summon barrier

We’re supposed to be describing OW heroes. How did you get my personal info?

:rofl:

/s

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I thought I was describing an OW hero. :grin:

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Hot black woman rails everyone in sight.

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Orisa?

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An architect with OCD.

German heavy weapons guy.

An ecologist who was asleep for 10 years.

What if Black Widow had a rifle and was French?

Walking arsenal who loves nature.

Toxic gamer girl turned national hero.

Old lady who can’t retire.

An African with a firm belief in Darwinism.

An astrophysicist who is lucky he didn’t die from his own experiment.

Weightlifter who thinks she’s playing with gravity.

Those two mad max guys.

Ethics is for dummies when it comes to science.

She’s right behind you.

Sasha and Natasha being fired a once.

The Huntsman.

Human-sized Dug-trio.

A dwarf that likes to build.

Girl with epic flail and a poor excuse for a shield.

Literal definition for “Ow, the Edge.”

Genderbent TF2 soldier with a jet pack.

American who still thinks it’s the 1800s.

British woman who won’t shut up, or stop moving.

She’ll commit that one bathroom scene from The Shining.

Bruce Banner if he was an omnic.

Japanese girl who should be WAY older than she is currently.

A cybernetics addict.

Making too much music.

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Overwatch 2 poster girl who I refuse to believe uses magic.

A little too young for me. (Orisa is just over 1 year old)