Why I'm the best player in the game

Omni951-2934 · November 12, 2022, 1:17pm

orangutang-21738:

My career profile is open

I play ball and if someone tells me to switch I ignore because ball is king

If I recognise that I’m playing bad I use my backup hero, sigma

If I lose I don’t talk trash, because I realise that to become GM I have to be able to carry my plat games no matter the role

I don’t purchase overpriced cosmetics in the store

I respect each hero equally except ball because he’s better than the rest

If I realise my team is making mistakes instead of flaming them I give advice.

I view defeat as a good thing. If I won with bad teammates, is it really sensible for my fellow ‘bad’ teammates to gain Sr? Perhaps them deranking is more appropriate as i continue to climb up.

I use high roller skin (sunglasses to assert dominance, never let your enemies see your eyes)

Let your enemies see your eyes as the sunglasses fall off during the dramatic potg intro, then they will tremble to their knees.

Absolute giga chad
(Im not gonna quote the last one cuz its true but also calling me out)