What are you the god of?

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Im the god of being the only solo and being massively false reported by the 5 stacks

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I am the god of throwing a hook at an enemy who is looking the other way and they always use some sort of mobility ability and evade it without knowing I tossed it. :c

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I’m the god of leaving games.

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I’m the god of sticking my nose where it doesn’t belong, and then getting shot for it. That’s basically the one of the only reasons I haven’t peaked GM.

I’m also a damned good shot caller.

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I am the Goddess of Double Flight - If my ping is high enough (which it often has been), I’ll GA/Superjump twice. Yes, that may only be so on my screen…but I don’t care. It’s a cool inconvenience and has actually occasionally saved my life. :v: :yum:

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Getting my team to hate me without putting any effort in. Sorry, but I am just the best at it.

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Im god of irritating teammates by flanking with random heroes like echo or hog

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i am the god of being able to pop off half the time and the other half im lucky to get a kill.

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I wanted to be cute and find a clip from Destroy All Humans, but I can’t do video links on the forum, and even if I could, I can’t find one.

There’s that occasional hobo whose brain you can scan, and he’ll say “there is no god. I am god. God of stinky poopy pants.”

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that hit me in the oof… same bro

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I’m God of close range shot whiffing (I’ve missed a body shot on a Roadhog…), and god of being 1 pixel off of hitting my target that I blame on no reg.

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Are you a junkrat main by chance? Because to be perfectly honest, for me Junkrat is an easy target with an actual semi large hitbox with a big head

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I’m one of the few gods of doom sumo.

That and frontline widowmaker

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I am your twin then.

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I’m probably good at complaining.

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God at being last survivor with nothing to save teammates from their doom.

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Being Myself

mandatory 20 characters

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I’m the god of attracting Rein charges.
I swear there’s some sort of magnet which pulls me to their charges. But when I play Rein, no no of course not, I miss like by a hair and the enemy just does this stupid bounce thing whereas if it was me I’d have been sucked right in like it’s a vacuum.

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I am the god of catching Tracers in my traps when playing Junkrat. It’s funny seeing the “I hate you” in chat. Some rage quit and others swap off Tracer.

Once I placed a trap and mine and like 2 seconds later a Tracer walked through the door into it. :rofl: I got a “what are the odds” in chat after they watched the death cam. At the end of the game they said they hated playing against me and that they’ve never been trapped so many times in one game.

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If I say ‘‘I’ll headshot only’’, my first shot will 99% of the time be a headshot. But that will be the only headshot I do the whole game.

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