Someone called me a cow for no reason in gta…i swear that is where the dumbest insults come from
I haven’t really been called anything weird, but my friends come up with some of the weirdest bs to call people (and they always mean it in a light-hearted manner, extra points if the person couldn’t tell and they get angry over it).
I’ve called people “young wippersnapper” before. I am old 
“rarted”
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“YOU FLAT EARTHER”
Found it kinda funny lmao
“How are you alive with all that salt running through your veins?”
-me to a particularly toxic teammate.
oh one time I heard “NaCl” which is the chemical name for salt
I’ve had a guy say “I swear you’re the reason the jews run the stock market” I so confused on that day i honestly didn’t know what to say knowing i was the reason the jews ran the stock market
A cow eh…? Hue hue hue… 8)
shrug i mean…just get a text in gta saying cow, than i got shot
You should’ve replied with “Moo” (read my name). ;p
would of, but you know, he was shooting me so i had to run
“Shut the hell your mouth”


“I hope you stay a tank forever.”
Personal favorite passive aggressive phrase that I’ve heard someone say to a hostile player on our team:
“I sincerely envy the people who haven’t had the opportunity to play with you.”
this one is so weird
“Stinky tank main”
Did you forget to apply deodorant that day? He might’ve smelled you through the computer.