Can’t decide which Hero to pick up next? Kick off spooky season by letting the universe (and the Community team) assign you a new main based on your zodiac sign.
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No way they just dropped a horoscope for a weekly recall…
And of course, just like every other horoscope, it’s completely wrong.
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Pro gamer D.Va and cyborg ninja Genji have the game-changing, explosive abilities (and RGB lighting) to cater to a Leo’s tastes. Pharah is another great option: she rules the skies from above and specializes in showstopping hits. Support is mostly a background role, but Baptiste’s suave personality and clutch skills will lure in any lion.
woah dva is my 2nd most played they got me. Pretty good at pharah too but genji and bap just not for me
Let’s see where my actual main is under
Echo is the most Sagittarius-coded Hero
Yeah I got no clue what a sagittarius is other than it gives piercing shots in Isaac which is pretty decent
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Your Daily scope reads this:
Overwatch Horoscope for the Week of September 19, 2025
Signs: All Heroes
The cosmos foretell: A period of discord has clouded the path to victory, but a cosmic alignment is on the horizon. The key to unlocking your potential lies not in your own hands, but in the harmony of the universe itself—or in this case, the matchmaking algorithms.
Your path to success: As you commit to fixing the imbalance in Quick Play, you will find your fortune changes dramatically. Your future will shine bright, and a sudden influx of riches (in the form of skin sales, perhaps?) is highly probable. By becoming a guiding star that restores faith in the game, you will attract love and loyalty from your fellow players.
A word of caution: Do not fall back into old habits of imbalance. The true power is in creating an equal playing field for all.
“What you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point, in your rambling, incoherent response, were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.”
A good movie quote to keep handy.
As far as the horoscope, it was so wildly inaccurate my chakra hurts. 
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I think this is their way of acknowledging that Zarya is cancer
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guess this thing will be way off for a lot of people
im a capricorn and i dont even play the heroes listed
doomfist - nope
brigitte - i use to when she was broken
freja - not even, i tried her out for a hour and thats it. dont have intentions of playing her more
venture - uhh yea, dont really find this hero interesting at all. i do feel sorry for those who do tho since i think they are a neglected hero
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These kids forgot about Reinhardt, the character with a lion motif, in the leo category. That being said, they were right. I am the main character. And I WAS just playing Genji. But Dva? The heck? You think I want to support some useless tank? Or Pharah? Ha ha ha… The character that needs a pocket. Yeah, totally. You got me!
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I don’t think I can be a Taurus anymore…
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If stubbornness is a Taurus trait, you are definitely a Taurus. 
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Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
No matter where they currently stand, Taurus would rather be somewhere more comfortable with a tasty snack in their hand. These resilient homebodies are gifted with the patience and stubbornness to hold their ground and protect the ones they love. Overwatch’s stalwart protectors Reinhardt and Torbjörn might suit your personality and sense of humor. Omnic defender Bastion—especially in Artillery mode—is the absolute personification of Taurean stubbornness. If you’d rather recline in floral luxury until your services are required, Lifeweaver is the support Hero for you.
I feel personally attacked 
You’ve never read a single word about astrology before piecing this together have you lol.
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Yeah this is gonna be a big “meh” from me… 
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“Mei has a similar mindset and the dual protective/defensive kit to prove it. Zarya literally shields her allies in battle, but understanding the exact timing required to take full advantage of her kit is ideal for an intuitive Cancer.”
Just because its called cancer, you didnt need to put all the cancerous heroea together 
Also that zarya thing is wrong , she uses those 2 bubbles to bubble herself and be 80+ all the time
Hence we should go back to her ow 1 bubble style
This reminds me of one asocial egoistic girl who tried to be edgy, she always put everyone down for nothing.
She always complained “Ooh, I’m such a Scorpio, I can’t help it~”.
Her judgement was incorrect - people didn’t like her because she was a Scorpio, she was just a disgusting diva.
And that… thing they did is just as inaccurate.
But I appreciate the sentiment at least?
The only thing they got right was being stubborn and patient. Everything else is completely wrong. Eating is a waste of time and I’m not food-obsessed in the slightest.
I also don’t play any of those characters and the reasoning for Reaper being a Scorpio is just another display of Blizzard not knowing there own characters. “Sneaking around without getting caught,” yeah sure, maybe down in bronze.
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Well, mine is right. I play Reaper. And my second most played hero is Hanzo.
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Somebodies been reading my posts! 
You got 1 out of 4! Illari’s one of my favorite heroes. I play her quite a bit, especially if the map is Runasapi.
I do kinda play Rammatra sometimes, but hes definitely not my main. As for Hanzo, I do “vibe” with his chill personality but I barely play him.
I call this a Astrological partial win 
Also, really surprized Wuyang isnt under Scorpio on the article. Scorpio is a feminine water sign and Wuyang fits that pretty closely! 
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I looked up “Taurus” online and found this cool acronym:
T for trailblazing
A for ambitious
U for unwavering
R for reliable
U for understanding
S for stable
Id say Trailblazing fits a Tracer main pretty well! And her Ult is quite Ambitious to land! Couple connections there
Heres mine:
S for seductive
C for cerebral
O for original
R for reactive
P for passionate
I for intuitive
O for outstanding
Id say thats pretty accurate, I dont know about outstanding thou 
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See, this is how I know this Zodiac stuff is crap. It got me completely wrong.
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