Vote for Cake for President

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Citizens of OW, do you see how my opponent admits to their heinous plot? Do you see how they’re platform crumbles when exposed by truth?

Do not settle for less

settle for pizza

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But will there be biotic orb flavoured cakes?

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Nonsense, vote me for president. I will bring forth a new understanding of the… VIOLENCE!

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Cake, cake, cake, cake, cake. All I hear is generalities and no specifics.

What kind of cake are we talking about?

I don’t want to vote another pastry into office, just because I was told sweet things.

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The cake is again a lie

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:fuelpump: :triumph:
I am special… I am not just a number… People care about me… My opinions matter… They know who I am…

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My sources say the Cake is a lie.

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i’ve know cake on these forums for a while and i always loved his takes. i think i would vote for him and we would get 6v6 back most likely along with crowd control

if there was an open queue runner i may vote for them over cake tho :wink:

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I specifically avoided talking about gameplay stuff but yeah these would be numero uno policies day 1

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Let me fix this

Now this is hulk, truly

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Toxicity surrounds this a lot. When I was bronze awhile back, even when playing casually, I’d get hard flamed for it. The rest of the visibility is fine, this specific part is just targeted a lot and it’s just QoF to not have to deal with someone complaining about it.

Just a couple layers would be nice to keep. Having an identity is one thing, but translucent clothing isn’t going to help anyone much.

The rest is pretty cool though, you got my vote for the most part mate.

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Vote for me!

I’d do literally nothing, but at least I’d never promise to do things and not do them.

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Until someone decides to prioritize fixing career profile for numerous people (comps stats being gone/incorrect/hours missing) and also the MM you… know the basics… no one would ever have my vote.

That should come first.

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I respect your determination, but I will never vote for cloud.

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I am disappointed.

#YouCanHaveYourCakeAndEatItToo

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I was going to try and run, but I doubt my platform of “Make players aim more gooder” would be popular.

I’ll vote for Cake instead.

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Considering you still unironically think apple is a good company, I think I’ll pass.

This on the other hand…

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Only if you buff Roadhog :smirk:

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