Feel free to vent your salt below. This is not meant to have any impact on balancing or changes to the game, so if any mods read this just save yourself the time and ignore this post (unless I’m flagged for some reason).
So I was just in a match of Anubis, playing reinhardt on second point for the match point. If I won the match I would be in gold and stop having people complain when they get matched with a silver. I had my fish and chips with the malt vinegar on the side fresh and hot and ready to be eaten by a victorious crusader. 4 of the enemy team were alive and their rein and brig were down in overtime while we were a rein (me) and genji down (rein and brig would usually be enough to irk me but I was having a good day). I came back from spawn on the right side and the were all facing the other direction. I had my shatter and was ready to get the juice. So I hit q, said the voiceline and was stunned (not literally thank god). No one was affected by the ult. As a matter of fact no one was moving. I CRASHED IN OVERTIME. I had a power surge which caused a 2 second blackout causing my internet to malfunction (I’m on a gaming laptop so it didn’t shutdown the computer). I furiously typed in my username and password and rejoined to find out that the game had ended and I now had a ban from competitive. And if that weren’t bad enough I had left my fish in the vinegar and it was no longer crispy
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You’d think this’d be swarmed by now.
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Needs to go back to whatever corner of hell he came out of, seriously, he’s so overturned and he counters almost everything and when you finally close the distance he just leaps away and turns your face into an arrow cushion with that bs ability.
In terms of statistics it’s extremely disheartening because he does half of what other dps do but better. This makes me very sad because I actually know how to play DPS correctly and I always thank my healers and be sure to peel for them, but there’s just this freak who comes in and does everyone’s job better like that guy that is the reason you get fired at your retail job.
I’d rather take SCATTAH with reduced damage than this overturned annoying piece of scum hero that is HANZO
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i hate brig with a burning passion. i honestly wish she was removed from the game. She makes playing a main tank or a flanker literally impossible and she is retarded. the cc meta is revolved around her and is the worst hero implementation ever.
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Dealing with the only main healer that has a pin needle hitbox, passive self healing, the best mobility in the game and a res on cooldown… and her ult just makes everything she does better including making her fly and having her passive health regen work regardless if she is damaged or not.
Any other support it feels fair to play against but Mercy just spoils the entire gameplay experience for me… and she has been this way for far too long.
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omg this thread idea is amazing… ugh your mind… it’s so powerful
i’m a bitter old mercy main. i’ve mained her since season 4. i’ve had to relearn her so many times through so many metas because of the careless balancing and it makes me so upset. the most fun i ever had with her, admittedly, is when she was first reworked… i despise that rework, it’s garbage and it has gotten worse and worse, HOWEVER, she was so fun when she was broken. basically having mass rez while being able to fly at light speed and shoot at light speed… it was so great (and extremely unhealthy for the game.) if i could change one thing about this game, i would change mercy back to how she was in 1.0.
i honestly don’t care if she was a “troll pick”, mass rez was a rewarding, impactful ult and i miss the feeling of being acknowledged by my team. i get thanked by my teammates every now and then, but i can’t remember the last time i was like, swarmed with compliments or told i was carrying. the last time that happened was probably when she was broken, but it happened alot when she had mass rez. now when i play her, my team ignores me and i feel like i’m literally just filler. it’s no fun. rez as an ability is so dumb, and it feels gross to use, the cast time animation and vulnerability is awful. her ult is stupid. i use it and it just causes the enemy teams to use all their ults and thats its only purpose.
bring back mercy please. i miss her
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Right? Everyone says just counter her LUL 4head good luck killing a good mercy that always seems to fly away like the moth she is to that team mate that comes out of another dimension that you didn’t know was there.
as a mercy main i agree. enemy mercys are SO annoying when im not playing mercy. they need to bring her back to when she didnt have an ultimate as an e ability and when she couldnt hop around ridiculously.
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She might be more manageable if her res had a longer cooldown or if she didnt have her mobility on a freaking two second cooldown to glide to the other side of the map. But nope Blizzard thinks she needs to heal less, thats the real problem.
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I vent it through my salt vents that I bought on gamazone. You attach em to your mose and it vents salt out of your games. Works great 4/5 stars
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The effing dps mains. I cannot play dps, because they wont play supports or tanks once in their miserable lifetimes. So I dont have fun in this game. I just play because its an nasty habit.
You know what is worse? When one of them not only stay as a bad dps for the team(example: slow dps in dive/ flanker in slower comp that cant keep up), but says that the WHOLE TEAM SHOULD CHANGE instead of them!
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I really miss playing this game, but with all the trolling and toxicity, I had to make a decision to cut it out of my life with my mental illness. It makes me really upset that I can’t play a game because of a toxic uncaring community. There are a lot of good people in it, but no matter how many good people are playing this game, it’s still a cess pool. You can’t purify a cess pool by swimming in it as a good person.
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Me reading this thread like:
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Mods will 404 this as this serves no constructive purpose.
For the purpose of this thread, I actually f***ing hate those who try to say that current Mercy is better than old Mercy.
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It serves quite the constructive purpose.
What do you think they construct new heroes out of.
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I think the thread is dope. Pretty sure customer service has different opinions though.
You can only know something, if they tell you.
I doubt that has happened.
Welllllll… They have a tendency to lock negative threads so… Idrc care though.
This would only be a tendency, if it was done often.
I still see patchnotes up.
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Hanzo is very mobile and can one-shot you with spam luck.
Even junk is easy enough to avoid, and doesn’t 1 shot you with a random headshot
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