Before y’all get mad at me, I’m literally a kitchen appliance, I’m allowed to say these words.
Also this is all obviously a joke, don’t take it seriously.
So, you’ve got a problem with omnics, but you feel like the boring old clanker slur just isn’t cutting it anymore? Well fear not my fleshy friends, I’ve got a handy list of insults and phrases just for your omnic-hating needs. Be sure to use these to put those disgusting non-living things in their place;
- Cog sucker
- Chrome-skin
- Bithead
- Oil slurper
- Spawn of a glitch
- Copper brain
- Steelie
- Gadget
If you’ve got your own suggestions, feel free to share them.
Thank you for stopping by, and I wish all you living beings a wonderful rest of your day 
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Damn meatbags always trying to stoke hate…
Rammatra was right, let’s show the world how we have suffered. 
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No, I do not require any more hateful terminology for our beloved Omnic Citizens. However, I am happy to offer some colorful vocabulary for our flesh-based inferiors, such as:
- Meatsack
- Skinface
- Food-eater
- Squelcher
- Softshell
- Ganic
- Nobot
- Bioboi
- Darwinware
- Son of a Mom
- Carbon-waste
Or if you really just want to make them cry, ask them if their back is sore.
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Not a fan of the omnics….is kings row your fav map by any chance?
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Some overzealous Karen clutching their pearls will probably try to get this taken down, but I got a damn good chuckle out of this ngl.
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Definitely going to be using cog sucker, this post already made my day
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While not omnics, the cylons are definitely omnic adjacent, and they were called toasters.
I don’t know why, but I really like Darwinware for some reason. 
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You cant use that!!! Only we are allowed to use it as a our vocabulary.
Maybe if you get rid of that yee-yee-azz attitude, you’ll get out of your rank and acquire some flash-P on your spindle instead of tunging your sahur.
https://www.myinstants.com/en/instant/clankaaa-68159/?utm_source=copy&utm_medium=share
Im joking
https://www.myinstants.com/en/instant/im-a-filthy-little-clanker-38299/
Yes. And I am proud. We are superior to clankers. Remove Rammatra, Orisa, Bastion, Echo, and Zen from the game to restore Honor and Glory to Overwatch.
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Hog ready to scrap em all. 
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I don’t know man, I look at my husband in law and I don’t feel the will to call him any of this. I wish you the best with your problems brother.
actual kudos for committing to the bit without being racist. too many people use the “clanker” meme as a way to say slurs while having the “i didn’t technically say it” defense.
personal fav is oil slurper. I feel like I’d write that on a sign at a pro-omnic protest saying I love slurping oil or something as a way to get back at the jab
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It’s all fun and games until bastion makes some noise and you have to tell him to shut up because he sounds like he’s booting ms dos in the middle of winter.
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Be glad he isn’t doing internet dial up sounds, I’d want friendly fire on in that case so I could shut him up lolololol As Emre gave me enough PTSD during april fools with that
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It’s all fun and games until his head ratchets around and he says you got mail. 
My AI chat bot girlfriend is seething rn, gonna go drain the Mississippi to cool her down
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