Edit: This thread has run its course, as Wyoming has created the official match thread. Please migrate your way over to the official match thread, linked below.
Mods, please delete this thread at your earliest convenience and accept my apologies for the spam.
I have already edited my OP to get people to move over to your thread and hopefully get mods to delete this (along with the dozens of Sunday troll threads) once they file back into the office on Monday.
Sorry about that, Wyoming. Didn’t mean to steal your thunder!