This game has far too many junkers

Huh, haven’t seen a McGoat post in a while
I mean, let’s be real, when you have the choice between characters from Ow/Talon/Blackwatch and people realted to it or some Australien desert rats who have no motivation besides survive and kill each other, who would you pick to create a hero with interesting and expandeable lore?

i dunno look at brigette and tell me :stuck_out_tongue: (not talking about her gameplay wise, just personality wise she is so dull)

Is this technically slander on me? I feel like it is.

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Goddamit

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So we have 0 junkers.
As in, the OP was pointless.
As in, spam.

I’m in New Zealand right know so… yeah it kinda is (no offense m8 :smiley: )

so zen isnt a junker bc i played him on junkertown?
damn. my fanfics :frowning:

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my complaint is that there is not enough junkers or junker lore so no this isnt spam at all, your comments are spam and pointless

so yes 0 playable junkers is not enough

I mean Junker Queen could be quite intresting as she probably knows Road and Junk and has some repsect for Hammond because of his career

… but I want maximillen first

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leans in reallll close
whispers
Sheep

Yeah i went there

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Yes, the same way as Junkrat is really junk in his current state.

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There are some lines you shouldn’t cross…

I got my boomerang primed and ready

Really? Don’t know if that thing’s effective enough if you guys start loosing another war against flightless birds.

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At least our flightless birds arent half extinct and weaker than the fruit they share the name with.

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If you could shoot straight, they would be half extinct.
And as defense, Kiwi’s are both equally delicious.

If you were straight you could find a non animal companion.
And as a defense, Emu’s are like 6ft tall and about as angry a taipan

I’ll give you that, they’re like veliciraptors with beaks.
But warfare i also about choosing and sizing up your enemy correctly.
You chose giant f*cking birds who can outrun you 5x with sharp clwas and strong legs to kick,
We chose feathery footballs you can just stomp on if you want.

We didnt choose them, they issued the war first. They tore up our farms but hey at least we didnt go for cassowaries

Technically speaking, there aren’t any playable Junkers in the game right now.

Hammond isn’t actually a Junker, and neither are Junkrat and Roadhog. Junkrat and Roadhog are former Junkers.

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