Devil Mercy is artist libel. 
I think Hotaru, if she comes back, will kick your butt for such talk.
I mute anybody who gives me a headache. I’ve had to mute both teams in some cases.
Not if you consider them wanting to CONQUER the 
.
Alright, so next time a dude offers you free candy leading to a white unmarked van, RUN, it’s a TRAP.
It’s a legit Mercy skin!
She will, but she ain’t around!
Same. Oh! And squeakers. I insta mute them right when I hear them. They think they know more than everyone else most of the time.
What if they just want a scoop. Just one litte spoon full. I feel bad for them now…
What if it’s a case full of cash? And is offering to help the financial situation of people your close to?
I refuse to acknowledge its existence!
Someday, retribution will sail in the form of a pink square with a Mercy face on it.
What if they blare rap music into the mic?
Here you go: 
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You need to talk to the FBI about unmarked white vans and free candy.
They aren’t in my dreams though.
Rargnaros and Moltress need them not me!
Any music gets muted. Only music I want to hear is the in game music.
That won’t make it go away.
Jesus, where is everybody? First, Hotaru bails, now there’s no Widowmeiker, either.
Then that means the skin is stalking us!
The screaming of psychotic hormone-roid weirdos is not music to you, now? Say it isn’t so!
I am just saying, they’d chill if they only ate enough .
“Dreams” is the Infernal Revenue Service. Once the IRS “notices” you, you’ll be dreaming about nothing else.
Taking a nap I guess
It is haunting you! I don’t even notice it when I swap skins for events.
If I had it my way only time I would hear a unmuted mic is when it was related to the game I was in. I once had some dudes falling in love with my stats but it took away from my other team mates contributions, it annoyed me.
Do you know who I’m talking about?
Is Mei’s alt-fire even canon?
At this rate there won’t be a club left to run…
Snow Angel Mercy, plz. I will gladly be stalked by that one.
I love the crazy loser that screams “I GOT GOLD ELIMS” when he sucks.
I am too focused on to think of such tangents.
What do you mean by alt-fire?
Welcome to the club, by the way. 
Now that we loat Hotaru…
Devil Mercy is all you get!
I don’t care about golds as long as everyone is doing their jobs.
I think you should feel bad for them at the very least.
Didn’t she use it to save some polar bears trapped in an ice cave?
Meh, everything went to blank when I took over…
Nuuuu Olympic Goddess plz.
No, I mean, they start telling you that you suck and they’re the only good one on the team cause they got gold elims.
Shucks, just makes you want to play Bronze comp over and over.
Isn’t it your belief that a Mei-n is incapable of feeling bad because they’re playing Satan?
I knew I would catch on to your WEB OF LIES about Mei at some point! 
Mei wants to save the whole world. And people call her evil for it. Shucks.
When did I say that!? I think Orisa is the sweetest character in the game and I feel bad when I have to take her out.
I know what you mean. I have played with those guys/gals before. It makes me mad that the can’t focus on the main objective, getting that win.
If devil Mercy wasn’t supposed to exist it wouldn’t. Makes one wonder what she has done to earn that skin.
Mei-be Hotaru fell asleep at the keyboard and Widowmeiker went to Sparkys and has been enjoying the best burger in NM everyday
Sparkys sells five guys burgers?
Sweet!!! Widowmeiker is back!
Out here nobody is selling nothing because it’s like -56 with windchill… Mei is finally fed up with us, and she’s visiting.
She kinda was shooting at you with a rail gun…
Overwatch Attention Deficit Disorder?
Now you’re just trolling me >:-o
I think maybe Hotaru just didn’t want a Mei club operated by me. She disappeared when the change was implemented.
That is insanely cold. Be careful.
I don’t think that is it. I think she finally came to the realization that she is a Mei main. She is probably a bit depressed about it.
Fed up with you for spreading rumors that she is “nice”
Still the most innocent character in game.
How did Mercy earn her wings… Devil wings
She was gone abit before that, give it about two more weeks if she is still gone we declare her MIA.
“I gOT GoLdS sO i’M tHE BesT” that stuff makes me sick. I only respect two golds healing and objective time.
FG is not a NM burger, heck first time I had FG was in Maryland. Five Guys is like a build a bear for burgers, if I wanted to step by step my burger I would just make one at home.
She did kinda leave right when I remade the club…
Yeah, I merely came to my exit door to look outside, and that was enough to get something nasty in my throat. My mom is a doctor, she looked at it, she told me to gargle with Listerine a few times. From just coming to the door! I didn’t even open it!
I think it’s more that she wants the world to know how kind and sweet she is.
That would be Mei.
Angelic Olympic Goddess, Angelic Pink Mercy, Angelic Combat Medic Ziegler, etc. Satan doesn’t say “I will watch over you.” That’s a lie, Mercy really DOES watch over us.
Yeah, man, they can be a waste of space but at least they got Gold Elims.
I love the ongoing conversation about h ow to best destroy your arteries while in NM. xD
whoever wins, I am going to that burger joint when in NM.
She wants the world to freez! She won’t be satisfied untill the earth is a snowball.
Orisa is absolutely the most sweet and innocent character in game.
Devil Mercy does. Mei never says that.
They are the bane of the Overwatch community in game.
I have tried them both and I am telling you Sparkys is better! Widowmeiker won’t make the three hour drive to Hatch to have his beliefs shattered.
This must be it!
Why would a Mei-n flee Mei’s fanclub after realizing she’s a Mei-n?
You guys are all very set in your ways. 
Gold elims! Gold elims! Gold elims! HAAAAAUGH!!!
I meant Mercy says that.
Nope! Mei is! Can’t hear you, not listening, totally Mei!
I think she provides her fans with blankets so they don’t get cold.