Symmetra. Sick of the lies

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Shes not even symmetrical.
Dresses are Asymmetric
Stances are Asymmetric

Game literally unplayable

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If there’s any reason we should actually beg the ow servers to be shut down for, its this. They’ve lied to us for all these years and we never even noticed

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Next thing you’re going to tell me Tracer doesn’t actually trace artwork, Reaper isn’t a farmer, and Echo doesn’t keep track of kitchen timers.

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Her parents must be disappointed that she chose this life for herself.

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That’s why she wants symmetry and obsessed with it so much

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Wrecking Ball isn’t even a ball… He’s a hamster. :hamster:

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Nobody cares about that Pikachu looking reject without any personality. It’s all about that mech. So round and supple, it’s easily my favorite character in Overwatch. Can we please get a skin without the rodent trying desperately to feel included by clinging onto the real hero of the story, Wrecking Ball?

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The dresses on her OW1 skins are symmetrical. It was the change from OW1 to OW2! And I thought Bastion’s rework was bad! :tired_face:

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Yeah right! Nobody actually cares about that, admittedly voluptuous, sphere. They could delete it entirely and just keep the toxic slur-slinging Hamtaro and nobody would even notice.

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Her parents are Batman’d

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my first player name was “assymmetra” XD (I will find you if you steal it)

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Nobody would know what he was saying without the janky translation module.

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Hands are asymmetrical!
3 turrets instead 4 or 2!
Outrageous!

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Three turrets can create an equilateral triangle formation. Perhaps Symmetra should get a damage bonus for creating one.

edit: also isoceles triangles should count too.

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I know you’re mostly joking, but I do unironically love the ball more than the pilot.

Not that I hate Hammond, I just really like the way Jon Lipow voices the ball.

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LMAO even the XYZ coordinates where players can spawn in “symmetrical” maps isn’t even symmetrical. There’s a video about how the spawns aren’t even xD

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Sigma doesn’t watch brainrot anymore
Ramattra isn’t a battering ram
Roadhog isn’t a pigg- well I guess he is