Sing a Song, but make it Overwatch

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Oh, it’s an invitation, huh!?! OK, I have to censor, but…

Now arriving at Ilios!

I’m a hardstuck bronze
I can’t shoot my kit
My team’s on comms
Throwing a fit
I dive the widow
McCree’s there too
Up on the ledge
It’s High Noon

My body ragdolls
My team is in spawn
I try to make a plan
No one responds
Galloping towards the point
I pop my dome
Look for my team
I’m all alone
The other Reinhardt
Snickering in German
Here comes the big swing
Slain like vermin

Once more
Into the breach
I’m claiming the objective
The win is in reach
The other Lucio
Gives our DPS a kiss
Sailing off into space I hear
Nerf This!

I’m a hardstuck bronze
I can’t shoot my kit
My team’s on comms
Throwing a fit
They have nothing to say
To avoid the fail
Most spent the match
Writing hate mail.

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Fareeha has some great songs:

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I think that Nerdout is the best stuff. Mine is just some Monday morning rant. :rofl:

Here comes the Zen, doo-doo-doo-doo, here comes the Zen.
And I say it’s all right.

Little Tracer, you’ve been stunned so much you’re bitter.
Little Mercy, it feels like years since you’ve been feared.

Here comes the Zen, doo-doo-doo-doo, here comes the Zen.
And I say it’s all right.

Little Symmy, sometimes you feel your kit is wasted.
Little Widow, while you may miss, the aim’s sincere.

Here comes the Zen, doo-doo-doo-doo, here comes the Zen.
And I say it’s all right.

Zen, Zen, Zen. Try again.
Zen, Zen, Zen. Try again.
Zen, Zen, Zen. Try again.
Zen, Zen, Zen. We all lose now and then.

Little D.va, know that your death is not worth dwelling.
Little Hammond, know though we lost, you gained our cheer.

Here comes the Zen, doo-doo-doo-doo, here comes the Zen.
And I say it’s all right.

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I actually finished the song but never posted it. Didnt want to resurrect an old thread

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Darn, I forgot I also made this. It was on a thread titled “Hell Winston my old friend,” to which someone replied “I’ve come to talk with you again” and I took it from there. I’d link the thread, but I don’t actually know how…

“Because a Winston softly jumping”
“Was on me so fast my heart was thumping”
“But the Winston that landed in our team”
“Was quickly creamed”
“By the sound… of Sombra.”

“So many Tracers flank alone”
“The streets are littered with their bones”
“Beneath the halo of a Baptiste’s lamp”
“We swapped to Mei and went to spawn to camp”
“But my ears were stabbed by a flash, then McCree clicked right”
“And turned the fight”
“And made the sound… of Sombra”

“And on the vacant point I saw”
“Zero Hanzos and not more”
“Widows scoping and shots streaking”
“Hit our Mercy without peeking”
“And our Lucio’s songs… aren’t helping, he won’t share”
“Does he care?”
“About the sound… of Sombra”

“Fools said ‘I’ll swap to Widow’”
“‘Never played her but here I go’”
“Stay in sight so I might reach you”
“Join team chat and I might teach you”
“But my calls… like silent raindrops fell”

“Can anyone come peel? There’s a Sombra”

“And now our team has lost and paid”
“For all the awful plays we made”
“Our Rein said ‘guys, I tried warning’”
“'My shield’s down and all their ults are forming”
“And the Rein said 'the sprays of their Sombra were plastered over every wall”
“I feel small…”
“None heard the sound… of Sombra”

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Song: Heartbeat, Heartbreak
Source: Persona 4
New title: Rework, Rebreak

Tell me why you did it, every dream falling apart
Tell me why you did it after the rework
Still breakin, still breakin, oh baby I need your buffs
Looking so different, glaring street light

Rework, Rework, it keeps on changing
Rebreak, Rebreak, you tell me “No skill”
Rework, Rework, it keeps on changing
Rebreak, Rebreak, you tell me “No skill”

Rework, Rework, it keeps on changing
Rebreak, Rebreak, you tell me “No skill”
Rework, Rework, it keeps on changing
Rebreak, Rebreak, you tell me “No skill”

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Song: Camp Granada by Allan Sherman. (Let’s see if I can’t pull this off).

Ahem

Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah,
I am here at, Camp Volskaya.
Camp is very, entertaining.
And they say we’ll have some fun when Justice is done raining.

I went hiking, with Genji Shimada
We ran into, his angry bruddah.
You remember, Jesse McCree
He got a staph infection on his knee.

All the ninjas, wish for healing
But the healers, only help tanking
And the head coach, wants no blue smurfs
So he banned from coming onto his turf.

This is all I got for now, obviously it’s a work in progress. Might come edit later if I can think of anything else.

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Wait a minute
Something’s changing
Damage values
Rearranging
No more Footloose
No more Cash Cow
Double shield sucked but dang it, they’re both trash now

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I use workshop
………………………………
Yeah thats it. Like… What do I sing or explain?

do do do do do do do do do
do do do do do do do do do
do do do do do do do do

Vodka! (In russian accent)

As he came into the backline
It was the sound of a crescendo
He came into her apartment
He left the bloodstains on the carpet
She ran underneath the healthpack
He could see she was unable
So she ran to the spawn room
She was struck down, it was her doom

Ana, are you ok?
So, Ana are you ok
Are you ok, Ana
Ana, are you ok?
So, Ana are you ok
Are you ok, Ana
Ana, are you ok?
So, Ana are you ok?
Are you ok, Ana?
Ana, are you ok?
So, Ana are you ok, are you ok Ana?

Ana, are you ok?
So, Ana are you ok?
Are you ok, Ana?
Ana, are you ok?
So, Ana are you ok?
Are you ok, Ana?
Ana, are you ok?
So, Ana are you ok?
Are you ok, Ana?
You’ve been hit by
You’ve been hit by
A smooth Genji

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Damage queue times
Got’cha hating?
Just play Deathmatch
While you’re waiting!

Hope you’re loving
Chateau and Petra

Cause you’ll be here 'till the day they buff Symmetra

Fool for You by Ace of Hearts | Tool for You by Nine of Spades

I make a lot of promises
Not for myself, but for you
So I have these forgotten shields
Made for a team
Split in two

And then you go and die off again
When you tell me I’m a thrower, too
And then you go and get sniped again
When you tell me that to push through

But we gotta talk about you!
(Talk about you)
You’re everything I could ever mute
So please come back
'cause you’re stuck inside their spawn
(Inside their spawn)
I can’t believe I’m just a tool
But I’m not gonna be a tool for you!

I make too many promises…
They’re out of mind, out of sight
I can’t believe you’ve never seen
The same screen I, see at night

And then you go and die off again
When you tell me I’m a thrower, too
And then you go and get sniped again
When you tell me to push through

But we gotta talk about you!
(Talk about you)
You’re everything I could ever mute
So please come back
'cause you’re stuck inside their spawn
(Inside their spawn)
I can’t believe I’m just a tool
But I’m not gonna be a tool for you!

And then you go and die off again
When you tell me I’m a thrower, too
And then you go and get sniped again
When you tell me to push through
(x2)

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Zarya - A Rasputin Parody

:musical_note: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey :musical_note:

:musical_note: There lived a certain woman in Russia long ago
She was big and strong, in her eyes a flaming glow
Most people looked at her with terror and with fear
But to Goats she was such a lovely dear
She could tear a Bible from a preacher
Full of Nano and on fire
But she also was the kind of tank
Men would desire :musical_note:

:musical_note: Za Za Zarya
Creator of the Grav
She was a tank that really was strong
Za Za Zarya
Russia’s greatest love machine
It was a shame how she carried on :musical_note:

:musical_note: She ruled the Meta and never mind the Comp
To the average joe she danced really wunderbar
In all affairs of war she was the tank to feed
But she was real great when she had energy to displease
For the queen (Brigitte) she was no damage dealer
Though she’d seen the things she’d done
She believed she was a holy tank
Who would never leave her side :musical_note:

:musical_note: Za Za Zarya
Creator of the Grav
She was a tank that really was strong
Za Za Zarya
Russia’s greatest love machine
It was a shame how she carried on :musical_note:

:musical_note: But when her pick rate and win rate
And her hold of power
Became known to more and more people
The demands to do something
About this outrageous woman
Became louder and louder :musical_note:

:musical_note: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey :musical_note:

:musical_note: “This woman’s just got to go”, declared her enemies
But her fans begged, “don’t you try to do it, please”
No doubt this Zarya had lots of hidden charms
Though she was a brute, they just fell into her arms
Then one night some men of higher standing (“Hey It’s Jeff from the Overwatch team”)
Set a trap, they’re not to blame
“Come to visit us”, they kept demanding
And she really came :musical_note:

:musical_note: Za Za Zarya
Creator of the Grav
They put some nerfs into her wine
Za Za Zarya
Russia’s greatest love machine
She drank it all and said, “I feel fine” :musical_note:

:musical_note: Za Za Zarya
Creator of the Grav
They didn’t quit, they wanted her head
Za Za Zarya
Russia’s greatest love machine
And so they shot her 'til she was dead :musical_note:

:musical_note: Oh, those Russians :musical_note:

Fun little 5 minutes spent :joy:

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Song: If I Were a Boy - Beyonce, but glee version: Glee S05E05 If I Were A Boy (Scene) - YouTube

Parody Title: If Symmetra Was Loved
Context: How no-one except the people that actually adapted to non-infinite sym3.0 knew how blatantly detrimental infinite tp is and were trying to stop it from happening and everyone else, the majority rooted for it. And only now some of them are catching up on how detrimental infinite tp is. If people played sym more, i.e. loved her more, this BS wouldn’t have happened.

If Symmetra was loved…
Even just for a day…
I’d roll outta bed in the morning
And pick Sym when I wanted then go…

Plan Strats with the guys
And chase after kills
I’d queue up with who I wanted
And I’d never get confronted for it.
Cause they’d stick up for me.

If Symmetra was loved…
I think I could understand
How it feels to main a hero
who gets changes that make sense.

I’d listen to her
Cause I know how it hurts
When you lose the one you wanted
Cause he’s taken you for granted
And everything you had got destroyed

It’s a little too late for you to come back
Say its just a mistake
Think I’d forgive you like that
If you thought I would wait for you
You thought wrong!

But Sym isn’t loved…
You don’t understand
How it feels to main a hero who gets
changes that don’t make ANY SENSE!

Ooh…
You don’t listen to her !
You don’t care how it hurts
Until you lose the one you wanted
Cause you’ve taken her for granted
And EVERYTHING YOU HAD GOT DESTROYED!

But Sym isn’t loved…

Is this the real Comp?
Is this just Quick Play?
Caught with long queue times,
No escape from the queues today.
Open your eyes,
Click on “while you wait” and seeeee.

I’m just a casual player, no need for golden guns,
Because I’m DPS without support,
Have no tanks, my game time’s nought.
Anyway our lootbox dupes, doesn’t really matter to me… to me…

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Yoink

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Who are you, so wise in the ways of forum etiquette?