Roadside Tavern

Tea is my absolute favorite… I want to have some when I get home lol

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ummm no i was not saying.

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Haha, hi Omni! I see you have found our new thread…

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Hi but uh serpentine challenged me this morning and invited me to this thread and I want to know why
to gun him

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this is a sacred place known as a “pub”.

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He invited you probably because he knows you’re cool :slight_smile:

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SUPRISE THREAD REVIVE.
The reason I ping omni is… cause. He’s Omni.

Bruh I thought this place was dead.

Well there was my plan to claim squatter’s rights scuppered.

BTW, does the bar tender happen to have a starter quest involving clearing out huge yet very easy to slay rodents from his oddly maze like cellar that’s also full of crates and barrels with a chest at the end containing a marginally better sword than the one I’ve currently got equipped?

If so, I shall take the job.

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Yosh

Yes talk to count binhead.

“Greetings Count Binhead! Are you by chance related to Lord Buckethead?”

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“Yes I am his cousin are you looking for a job?”

“Indeed. I want to run as candidate for mayor of the Roadside Tavern as a member of The Monster Raving Loony Party but I unfortunately lack a comical piece of headwear and accompanying title. Do you expect that’ll affect my chances?”

Hello everyone, have a wonderful day!

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“Please leave now!!!”

“My apologies. I didn’t want to disturb.”

Not you I was talking to the former candidate for the monster raveing looney party.

I understand, you have my thanks.