Roadhog might have a heart attack

He needs all that weight. He’s feeding for six.

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I think all roadhog mains are having those heart attacks too

According to the BMI charts at my Uni at 550lbs and 7’3" Hog is roughly 51.1 on the BMI scale, or obese. (a BMI of 30 is the threshold for Obesity)
We don’t know the limit of what he can hook in Canon since the only person(s) we’ve actually seen him hook and pull were a skinny Junker dude and Old Man Jen-- Hyde.
I am also unsure as to how exactly he’s managed to maintain that amount of mass in an apocalyptic wasteland. But … yeah.

I didn’t know Hog was a girl

He’s perfect the way he is. Don’t you dare say that to my husba-I mean! Favorite Hero.

Genetics…

or maybe he is just full of hog air…

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The hidden side effects of Hogdrogyn lol

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indeed! :joy::rofl::joy:

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Can I refund his golden gun? I mean I hardly play comp so my golden guns are huge decisions. About to get Reinhardt’s when Copa Lucioball competitive points are awarded.

And yes I know you CAN’T refund golden guns, but when Blizz mess with heroes too much and ruin them in the eyes of most of that heroes’ mains, then what’s the point? How many Mercy players would pick a different golden gun if given the chance?

Roadhog is a vegan. That’s why he uses a hook to pull people so close… because he wants to talk to them about being a vegan.

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That ain’t healing juice, that’s the stuff he gets from his friend, Estaben, behind the Denny’s each second Thursday of the month.

Weight is a poor indicator of health.

Noone wants him to die that is why he needs to lose weights.

He needs to have a speedo attack.

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Still dangerous though. Taller people already stress their heart since it needs to circulate blood all over the body, let alone a huge guy like himself.

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