Probably Won't Buy Overwatch Switch

Reasons
1.) No confirmed skin transfers
2.) Only bundled with 3 months of online, which I own
3.) Only digital, and will need to buy a new micro SD card
4.) $40

For me, these are pretty solid reasons against buying the game. On Xbox, it was about $19 in a sale a week ago.

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Okay here’s my counter argument as to why you should:

Pooping while Pushing the Payload.

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I mean, I can’t really argue with that logic

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You mean pushing the payload while pushing the payload.

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My friend told me he’s getting it for me ironically on the 15th for my birthday
(Since the 15th is me and Cav’s birthday and Overwatch’s release on the switch)

Make sure to let me know when you don’t buy the newest burger at BK and why.

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Personally, I don’t support Burger King. After their foot lettuce scandal, they have lost me as a customer.

You say that like I don’t bring my laptop to the bathroom.

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You say that like I don’t carry my PS4 and TV into the restroom with me

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You say that like I don’t have a wireless mouse and keyboard and an intracate set of mirrors that allow me to see my computer screen from the bathroom.

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These are legit the least toxic comments I’ve seen in some time lol

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You say that like I don’t have a second PS4 in my bathroom hooked up to the first using shareplay, and using my wireless controller hooked up to my first PS4 and basing my actions on the delay from the screen sharing

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You say that like I don’t have my roommate play for me

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You say that like I don’t just leave the match

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You say that like I just don’t quit the game, uninstall the game, and then delete my Blizzard account

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You say that like I ever owned a Blizzard account

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You say that like I know what a blizard is. One “z” by the way.

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And 30fps, don’t forget the “glorious”, “divine” 30fps…:nauseated_face::face_vomiting:.

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U sai thet lik I no whut spullong os

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I also have gyro controls when taking a poo.