NO! i have standards!
Welp, we could discuss that pepper might be fruit also, and its used on pizza too…
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it there is capcasin in it then its different.
(also another curious tomato fact both tomato’s and potato’s belong to the night shade family making adoption of these foot crops very slow to be accepted by the general population that though they where poisonous… which is kinda true in some cases… like green potato’s… not sure about tomato’s though…)
at any rate i reserve the right to be totally intolerant about pizza so i can be accepting on all other fronts 
Also tomato is a nightsahde hmmm… and peppers contain capsasin which is a neuro toxin…
those are acceptable… banana and pineapple are not…
Possibly if you can find another fruit with some form of murderous lineage then that may be fit to put on pizza…
Only cool fruit are allowed! not lame ones!
(on further study peppers are also night shades)
Not a chance. I am accepting of all pizza and I don’t even like it. You must rise above
scew that i will be a total pizza na-zi thank you very much
technically i’m am also a webstandard na-zi… like everything must validate and ideally be compliant with WAI and WAI-Aria principles of accesability…
Meanwhile, in the depths of the ocean…
Anchovy Tech:
My Lord, the Pineapple strategy is a Success! The humans are now busy fighting amongst themselves on preferences of Pizza toppings.
Emporer Anchovy:
Yes. The foolish humans are quick to turn on themselves over the most trivial of matters…
Anchovy Tech:
What now, my Lord?
Emporer Anchovy:
Execute the next phase of Operation Citrus.
Anchovy Tech:
My, Lord! It’s not ready yet! We haven’t done enough testing!
Anchovy Emporer:
DO IT!
Anchovy Tech (presses a button)
Next phase of Operation Citrus initiated…now placing Pineapples on…Hamburgers…
Emporer Anchovy:
Once all the human food sources are mixed with Pineapples they won’t have time to properly defend themselves. Then in the midst of there squabbling we shall rise up from the depths and rule over all the food groups. Anchovies on EVERYTHING! Anchovies will BE everything!! (Laughs Maniacally)
Anchovy Tech:
What have we done…?
Emporer Anchovy (looks into an amulet, a picture of another Anchovy and the Emporer in his younger days rests in the amulet)
Soon enough my dear (strocking the photo) Soon enough…
wait…uhm…why do the anchovies WANT to be eaten?
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Even the Anchovy Techie doesn’t know. But he thinks the Emporer has gone mad.
Classic Hawaiian also has bacon. Ham, pineapple, and bacon.
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Had to look it up, and you’re right. I’ve never had it include bacon for some reason. Thanks.
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I like it both ways, but the crispy bacon adds a special oomph to the sweet/sour of the pineapple and tomato.
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You have the devils tastebuds 
no u
gottem
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