Oops, I bought the Goats Brig and Winston Skins

General Discussion
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Hell no, you can’t even counter doomfist so how can you expect to be a giga chad…

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Your wife called me a chad so that must mean I am one :heart_eyes:
Unless… you want to bring this up with berkut? :face_with_raised_eyebrow:

also buff zarya uwu

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Yes please get her involved
Zarya is the easiest tank.

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Don’t need to. I’ve changed my mind, I no longer want to be your son. I’m now officially zaryas son. (top 10 anime betrayals)

(sigma is the dad fyi)
(sigma is my second main uwu)

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Good, now you can legally marry omni :eyes:

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Legally yes… but do I really want to?

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Weigh the pros and cons
Cons:
he’s Belgium(yes all of it), he plays genji, he’s plat, he gets no women (possibly gets guys?) which is a red flag.
Pros:
He got a dump truck :weary::eyes::eye::tongue::eye:
He came from me, and I be sexy af.

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:thinking:
I thought he didn’t come from you?
also what on earth is a dump truck…

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If you wanna see a dump truck just look at omni and Berkut from behind or side on…
listen g between us he is my kid but I don’t wanna accept it because he’s a weeb

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Will do. I mean, aside from the fact that I live thousands of miles from him, it should be easy enough to get a side on view!

But you accept me as your kid, right? :pleading_face: :heart:

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Only if you accept that doom takes skill to play and that you struggle against him :smirk:

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What if I said he needs buffs :thinking:, deal, dad?

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I have always loved you SON

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Does this mean omni is my brother…

Not sure if I’m happy anymore. Can you get rid of him please? Just say he was in an accident or something
:gun::eye::lips::eye:

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Step brother yeh…:smirk::weary:

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I don’t like where this is going with those emojis…

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Also, do you have discord on? I have an image to show you which complicates the family tree.

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All of it? Damn, that’s quite a catch.

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Only on my pc, I’m currently out of the country atm so no :sob:

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Have you not seen his dump truck? Belgian wouldn’t classify it! He is BELGIUM

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