New Gamemode: Realistic Overwatch

When D.Va uses her ultimate, everyone dies, the map is destroyed, and the audio is replaced by Vera Lynn singing We’ll Meet Again.

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A black hole the size of a melon (I assume the Schwarzschild radius?) would have about the same mass as Neptune. Its Hawking temperature would be way below the temperature of cosmic background radiation temperature (2.7 Kelvin), so a melon-sized black hole will be gaining mass faster than losing it in space.

A blackhole that decays within 1 second is about the same mass as a mountain and is microscopic in size.

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Doomfist couldn’t lift his cyber arm, and if he try to use rocket punch he break half of his own bones. If he use his ultimate he just dies.

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reinhardt and ana dont have depth perception due to losing an eye, dva balds from stress, lucio has tinninitus, hanzo has no mobility, winston died from the other gorillas in hlc, junkrat has an infection from his amputation not being from a doctor, the junker duo are in debt from paying for road’s breathing gas drugs due to his obesity, the cleaning robots in hlc are filled with red colored objects due to the gorillas being left there and taking drugs, and the basketball in spawn pops when genji melee’s it.

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Sigma would walk on his bare feet and you’d just hear “pit pat pit pat” of his feet as he walks

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What about Echo?

D.Va gets type 3 burns after ejecting out of her mech.

D.Va bomb causes radiation.

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If he steps on Junkrat’s Trap or Molten Core he screams 3x louder.

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The horror!!!

THE HORROR

https://d1u1mce87gyfbn.cloudfront.net/game/emotes/0x0250000000002A91.mp4
No wonder it is a Halloween emote :rofl: