Mercy and Roadhog, forever and ever

im wheezing.

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I don’t know if I should laugh or cry.

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You have one thing wrong about this wedding. Genji wasn’t there. He needed healing and wanted to steal Mercy from Hog himself. Genji wasn’t at the wedding because RoadHog ate him.

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this is adorable!!!

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In making you suffer, Roadhog has fulfilled his highest wish in life… through me.

I am not sure if I am the sicko or Roadhog is. O_O

What if life itself is a fanfic?

I actually hope she gets somebody normal, but there’s not much “normal” in the OW cast.

Yes, the angel on one shoulder and the devil on the other.

But won’t your shoulder break if Roadhog sits on it? He’s a very well-fed boy.

That’s the spirit!

McCree simply is a bit grim about reading the warning labels as he puffs up the cigs.

I am in full agreement of this wise assessment.

The truth is out there. My sanity is not. :smiley:

Finally, somebody sees merit in the truth!

Lol!!!

Mercy can fix that after the honeymoon.

It’s possible to do both at the same time.

He was armwrestling with Hanzo. The two have to compete in some way when they can’t throw or shoot stuff at each other.

Thank you, much obliged!

The world may never know. But Mercy and Hog do.

There are two things that are forever: jealousy and bliss.

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Wtf did i just read…:face_vomiting:

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A masterpiece is what you just read

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You just hate cupids, don’t you. xDDDDD

One man’s trash is another man’s masterpiece. xDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Morbid curiosity has taken me down way too many dark internet rabbit holes.

This was the worst. By far.

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Wouldn’t call it a masterpiece but it’s definitely something…

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Can we flag this for trolling/off-topic?

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So an artistic triumph is the phrase you are looking for.

Clearly you have not gone down enough rabbit holes

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All humor must be murdered if humanity is to proceed.

It’s actually a long-running gag because Bliz customer service trolled us with that customer service response. xDDDDD

It’s just a joke lol

But I appreciate the kindness. Honestly, I do. Thank you. :smiley:

Please just game end me

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Hello ? Is this the Clown Patroll ? I would like to report a situation.

Btw Wtf XD

:frowning:

Charaters x20 go!

Ohhhh, that’s why roadhog wanted to hit that jewelry store in Nevada before we left before the coppers got us! He took his fine time breaking them cases!

Didn’t pay attention during the wedding, I was too busy looking at Mei.

Well that was something I just read. Alright then