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McCree could look at a pachimari doll and someone out there would ship them together jesus
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Roadhog x Pachimari? uwu
Okay, it’s bad enough looking where he pulls that thing out of…just…ew.
What’s it with every hero pulling out items from their tush? Hog’s Pachimari, S76’s drum, Widowmaker’s ammo. Coincidence? I think not.
Consider the following:
Echo makes her return, joining in the next meeting of Overwatch. There are new faces in attendance since she was last around, many of whom know of her but never got to meet her. Among them is Zenyatta, who floats into the meeting room and sees Echo surrounded by people eager to talk to her. He is immediately smitten.
Zenyatta: “Genji, my student, you simply must introduce me.”
Echo: “You must be Tekhartha Zenyatta! I’ve heard much about you and your teachings. It is an honor!”
Zenyatta: “No no, the honor is mine! You humble me. The work you have done for Overwatch outshines me like the Iris.”
Echo: “Well, how about we work together from now on and make the world even better?”
Zenyatta: “Delighted.” One of his orbs suddenly jumps up and down with a crystalline chime as he basks in her presence. Then another repeats the action with a different note, drawing Echo’s gaze. “My apologies, they do that when I am… um… at peace.”
Echo: Giggles and continues to watch Zenyatta’s orbs circle slowly through the air, occasionally playing a soothing tone. “Oh, do you juggle?”
Genji: “N-”
Zenyatta: “Yes!”
Genji: “…”
Zenyatta: Starts juggling for Echo. “I love to juggle.”
Genji: “Master…” Genji facepalms.
The normally calm and collected Zenyatta being an awkward, smitten dork around Echo would make me so happy.
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I mean technically he is only “20” so young lovesick zen is totally a thing
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Heh guess that’s why he has a mechanical arm
According to drug smugglers, it’s the best storage area
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Excuse me Echo is Zen’s girl!