Is winston gay?

We all know the poor bloke got friend zoned by Tracer :stuck_out_tongue:

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Winston is shy around a lot of characters. People just notice it more with Mei cause that is the ship they want.

So true.

I don’t even want it and I can see it too bud. I mean… the sheer logistics… I don’t even wanna think about it. You think I want to think about it?

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hes a gorilla surrounded by humans. he probably has an attraction to humans but knows he cant ever act on it.

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Does that mean he’s a skinny? Does he have a skinsona who’s a human-dolphin-molerat hybrid with neon-green freckles?

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head cannon is best cannon

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This whole thread is a dumpster fire

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Well they seem to have randomly evolved souls, so…

Winston does seem like quite the jolly fellow.

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Is that when you’ve got a twelve-pounder for a cranium?

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Does it matter? No, it doesn’t.

What are you talking about, this is very serious business.

:point_up::face_with_monocle:

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Winston is a sentient creature like us humans. With your logic, going out with any of the alien options in mass effect is considered beastiality. Winston can give consent, an animal that cannot carry a thought provoking dialog cannot.

Gorillas are in a constant state of flatulence. That is all

I thought he was american

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Does it matter?
Just wondering.

I think Gibraltar is in spain?

Everybody knows the current Selenite Government on the Moon was installed there by the C.I.A.

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Mark my words, the bombing on Overwatch HQ was an inside job!

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him and hammond have had a tryst in the past, bet