Funny, you are playing Mcree, flashbang and miss all your shots but Brig is the “braindead M1+ W”
Here is why every dps main wants Brig unplayable, so they don’t get killed even if they miss all their shots LOL
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Just as I expected… hot air and lies.
Sorry, I just enjoy making people like OP look even more foolish when called out.
This is satire guys wtf
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I’m sorry Brig triggered you.
Just remember every time you die to her, she might possibly feed your dead body to her cat.
So it’s an honor in the end.
I one tricked every hero in the cast to 5000 on 31 different accounts.
sigh i miss the old days when brigitte was basically captain america
NOT MY VIDEO… but whoever made it is a god
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That is impressive! Can’t wait to see you reaching 6900!
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…you tryna make fun of me?
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brig been nerfed into the ground. deal or uninstall.
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No, just I’ve made like 4 other fake complain posts, I just used certain parts of yours because it was funny. I didn’t mean it in an offensive way, sorry if you took it that way.
I should stop before I get banned.
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I’m sad to hear that you’ve had a similar experience to mine. The other day I was playing my boy Cree, rolling around, throwing flashbangs around corners, hoping to predict enemies. Now you obviously know, I was doing it for my upcoming ‘‘420 IQ McCree plays’’ montage. But alas, when I rolled around my 200th corner, I saw a Briggitte. i flashed the vile beast, did a 360, smashed my face on the right mouse button… and she lived. Can you believe that. How dare that overtuned broken hero survive ME. I have to put in so much effort into dealing above 300 damage, meanwhile she can just hold LMB, bash me, stun me and overall be a low-skill hero. I’m fed up with you Blizzard, buff Cree now or even better, delete Brig. As a self-proclaimed McCree god I have a few great buff ideas for our favourite cowboy:
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250 health, 50 armor. He is a very chunky boy, with the largest hitbox in the game. Me and most other players agree that he is indeed the thiccest boy.
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He can now run while ulting and gains an automatic Zarya bubble when ulting. This will finally make his ult usable and still be fair to the enemy team.
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His flashbang is now a projectile and can be thrown across the map with a area of effect buff of around 360%. I mean come on, you’re telling me a masculine hunk of a man like him can only throw it like 5 meters? Unacceptable.
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Fan the Hammer now does 1000 damage, no matter how many bullets I have. I think it’s only fair that hitting something as difficult as a flashbang should reward me with executing all enemies in the game with a single button.
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Nevermind, scratch the last one. Flashbang should deal 1000 damage on it’s own.
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Let me stop you right there…
This is hilarious…
You are vastly better at expressing your opinions than I.
(More seriously McCree’s ultimate wouldn’t even be OP with that buff).
It’s alright pardner. Us McCree mains need to stick together, until we make every other hero obsolete, but not Ashe though, she’s McCree’s waifu and I play her if he’s picked. They ought to buff her too. Give Bob wall piercing ammunition and I think she’d feel better to play.
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LMAOOO i loved sound effects, also perfect video.
There you go. You messed up, you die. Fair and square. Maybe next time use fan the hammer. It’s as brain dead as brig is.
Get good.
My post was satire.
Good. I don’t read posts until the end when I see something incredibly wrong.
Welp so did everyone else who replied.
This sounds just like a lot of the McCree mains I find in deathmatch lmao 10/10 post
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