‘‘An apple a day keeps the doctor away’’
Just throw fruit at her and she’ll go away.
- Tracer: “Oh, Winston! giggles Got your favorite!”
- Winston: “For the last time, no more bananas!”
*mercy hides in the corner
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Bananas are some of the most frightening fruit species for one simple reason:
They’re curved.
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You can say that mercy is…
going bananas when she sees them. (Tbh going nuts could work as well)
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Bananas are technically herbs.
Though I suppose it’s still possible for Mercy to be afraid of them due to a banana-related traumatic experience.
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It’s a fruit, by definition “a fruit is the seed-bearing structure in flowering plants formed from the ovary after flowering.”
Bananas come from a beautiful purple flower of the banana tree and contain the seeds of the tree…
I don’t know why I didn’t just quote the fact bananas are fruits instead of the definition of a fruit but both say it’s a fruit so it doesn’t really matter…
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Heeeeeeerbs
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Remember, according to Oklahoma, a watermelon is a vegetable, so no throwing a watermelon at Mercy will not work
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boy if my family doctor was Mercy I’ll go every week…
man I bet the line would be massive… at least I’ll sit behind Pharah and we’ll talk about Top Gun and quote the movie until we get our appointments…
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It doesn’t work. Mercy is confirmed to like Pineapple Pizza like the rest of the cast, and if the pineapple doesn’t do it, the tomato will.
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Meanwhile Baptiste
Angela, merry c-
A FRUIT!
BEHIND YOU, AAAAAAAAHHHHH
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Think Angel, not Doctor. She won’t go away when you need help all because you threw an apple at her face.
No, she won’t go away. She’ll invoke her angelic wrath to incinerate the apple and solve all your problems, too. Just through death, that’s all.
I mean, it would probably knock her the F out, so might work.
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I mean, if you want weird facts
Strawberry isn’t a berry 
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And ironically enough, banana is a berry
Yup
Damn nature, ya weird
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Bananas, cucumbers and pumpkins are also berries. Shocking, I know.
LOL, Mercy crying because someone threw a fruit at her.
Maybe a tomato, doesn’t people throw tomatoes when they dislike stuff?
Poor Mercy…