I will not accept a Junkrat Buff

General Discussion
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Counterpoint: My total mayhem once killed a Mercy hard pocketing a Pharah in mid air and that makes it worth keeping.

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Why do you junkrat mains always target us. Stop chasing us with your tires, it’s annoying. And then after being so annoying I can’t even tbag you after finding where you hid to ult.

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Haha
RIP Tire go vrrrrrrrrr

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Highest respect for that one
:saluting_face:

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Deserved for pocketing fliers and hitscans :triumph:

Yes. I will solo ult you and yes I will drive the tire around you for 5+ seconds just so you can think about what you did to deserve it.

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sounds like a you problem

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Look, I play mercy a lot. That would be pretty freaking magical if that happened to me LOL.

I can see it now. Flying, whizzing through the air, treating the game more like a horror game rather than a FPS as people try to kill me. Our genji swapped pharah to counter your rat, so I decide to give them a small boost. You fly up towards us, bomb, I live and especially thanks to Pharah as she blasts you out of the sky.

But you’re not done. Before your corpse hits the ground, it almost sounds like you’re laughing from beyond the grave. I pay it no mind, for you’re dead and no longer a threat to me. Or so I think. The rain storm of grenades falls down, one lands on me exploding, followed by the next and the next. I crash down beside you, also dead. Junkrat, much like batman’s joker, always gets the last laugh.

Fin.

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It’s all calculated :smirk:

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this is why I love Junkrat. do I curse his name when I die to tire? yes. but that’s how we flirt

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Quotes that should be Junkrat voicelines:

  • “If you’re good at something, never do it for free!”
  • “Do I really look like a guy with a plan?”
  • “You see, I’m a guy of simple taste. I enjoy dynamite, gunpowder, and gasoline!”
  • “The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules!”
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En-TIRE-ly unavoidable :grin:

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This is why you play Tracer and learn the timing so you can tbag and Blink away before taking damage :smiling_imp:

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Clowns from Tokyo Ghoul tbh

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Absolutely not. After every kill, everyone needs to do some tactical crouching to show dominance. They just need to delay Junkrat’s death bomb so that we can still do at least one tactical crouch before we meet our demise (death from Junkrat bomb).

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If you want to teabag Junkrat, just pick D.Va and eat his death balls. Sure, you can’t physically crouch while in mech, but the Junkrat will know you’re tea-bagging him in your mind.

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You have no sense of humor

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It is a moral obligation to solo ult any and all mercys.

We dont make the rules, we just follow them.

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I’m in favor him dropping marbles causing enemies to slip and fall for 1.5 seconds. Have a cartoon slip sound

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Unless said marbles explode, no can do.

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Beep beep. Boom boom.