Choose the role and character you are worst with, only play them, and play them poorly until you rack up about 15L then you can go play 50/50watch where you will have a forced 1w/1L for the rest of the day.
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Dont forget to include the following items.
- “Gamer bucket” or “gamer bottle” - since leaving is a CRIME.
- Large case of suds.
- A secondary computer such as a laptop to watch youtube on , so you can still mindlessly pew-pew while watching something good on youtube.
- 2500 va UPS for the pc and router. at least plugged into the tower, but NOT the monitor. so you can press W, in case the power goes out. (again penalties)
i use my secondary monitor, and only watch the videos from the “pros” while i play just so i can say “i did what they did but it doesn’t work what a trash team i have”
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I’ll make a note of it.
*Play more support.
*Be sure not to synergize with team.
I’m on it sir!
it may sound like a joke, but i have seen this 2 days in a row now, get 2-3 wins in 20 games then it just goes to 50/50 watch after that… even without playing my worst
I’ve had the most out of place L streak, so I don’t doubt it. I mean I’ve always been relatively immune to loss streaks through 99% of this game and OW1, but games lately are just completely out of whack.
Maybe I haven’t thrown hard enough to activate the charity matchmaking yet. 
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Well it seems to have passed. I just idled on support for a couple games and now it’s all winstreak again. lol
Lol went on a losing streak yesterday and went on a 10 game winning streak today, got carried like 3 times outta that 10, matchmaker funny asl.
If Blizzard was smarter, they would just instill Winner / Loser / Leaver queue.
Winners play only winners.
Losers play losers.
Leavers play leavers (punishment should last as many games as they left, so higher queue times to be expected).
This would make the game SO much better in terms of quality. Allowing losers to eventually catch a win, unless they’re just that bad, but doesn’t hinder the winners at all.
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And it needs to tell you which queue you’re in. Let’s go for it.
But there’s only one character who can roll 
thanks updated that.
So lock him in baby. 
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Completely unrelated, but I got a tank in a QP game once who said to pick any hero and he’ll hard lock it for that game. I picked ball thinking he’d struggle and said “have fun lol”.
lil bro carried the game on his hamster legs harder than ronnie coleman pushed weights in his prime
and I carried this story with me so I could unload it here
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