I like to spawn camp as Sombra and pick specific targets to follow around and hack indefinitely.
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I get teabagged, I switch to Sombra, I win. 
I got hooked 9 million times by a Roadhog yesterday in a match so the next round I went Mei and proceeded to do nothing but seek him out and M1 freeze him over and over.
I even solo ulted him and never used icicles so I could pro-long his amount of time he was unable to move
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Amateur. Old Sym Teleporter was best used on defense to put inside attackers’ A spawn as soon as they capped point A.
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Damn, that’s good.
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I don’t play Mei very often, but her kit and voice make me feel obligated to annoy the living crap out of everyone on the enemy team when I do… in mostly productive ways (not exactly trolling, just extra irritating).
- See a Roadhog: Freeze him, then freeze him again, then again, etc. No need for icicles unless I’m running out of ammo, since he doesn’t have time to do anything between freezes.
- See a Wrecking Ball: Slow him to a near-stop and leave him that way indefinitely so he just never gets to play.
- See anyone sleeping: “Wake up sleepyhead” before the icicle to the face.
- See enemies clustered together: Press Q and just stand/emote through the POTG while my teammates kill everything (and get ult charge for it, since I can’t).
Also, since I do play a lot of Sombra, I’m used to a lot of the timings and approach paths she has to use, so I’ll often just turn and blind-fire at “nothing” because I suspect she’ll be there. Sometimes I’m right.
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I play Genji…
DO NOT RESPOND IT IS A DEV IN DISGUISE TRYING TO BAN US ALL FOR TROLLING.
But in actuality I use my practice on Mei to wall my teammates off at key moments, I only do this if I have been harassed extensively by multiple teammates.
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Whenever i play symmetry and the enemy swap to winston to counter me, i focus on his barrier to charge and ask one of our support to pocket me while exclusively killing winston everytime he jumps in!
I cant imagine the look of that player who thought just because he swap to winston he can easily instagib me!
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Express my annoyance in match chat about being rolled constantly to see all the patronizing responses and self-righteous nonintelligent speak. Gives me life, reduces stress, and reinforces the belief that the playerbase are not productive members of society.
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literally
Ever seen the old symetra ball of death trick or magic vending machine.
Basically before the reworking of sym you could easily place her turrets anywhere you wanted one way to use was to put them on a soccer/basket ball and then pick it up with her old gun, which would let you lift and move objects even dead bodies! You’d then carry this thing around and it would obliterate people. I miss syms old gun for this reason not because it was an easy kill, and I wish it was back just to play with the physics and put on demented puppet shows with the dead mcree.
Another mean trick you could do with the turrets that I would assume is patched by now, was you could place them on the vending machine on hanamura right before the attackers spawn on the left side of the ramen shop, break the vending machine and the turrets would fall off and they would be invisible. players would get killed by this and have no idea what had just happened.
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When I play support and a DPS acts like they can’t play McCree and counter Doomfist, I mimic everything they say in voice chat, mock their voice and BM them every time they die while I DPS the rest of the game.
They tell me I am trolling and going to report me for it but I thought we were all just pretending we were stupid on purpose. Why do they get to be stupid and have fun but I have to be smart and have no fun??? 
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When Genjis try to jump me as Ashe, I position my Dynamite to go off during their Deflect and then hit them once after it’s done. I then proceed to just watch them burn as they desperately try to kill me before they die. I might be T-bagging, as well.
I don’t know if this is a troll or if I need to seek help, because hearing those pained noises of burning alive gets me going.
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The only time I’ll troll is during a FFA as Sombra and even then I’ll tell everyone in chat that I’m there to have fun. I’ll hack a few people when they’re alone. Use voice lines when no one’s around while stealthed. Just goof off stuff like that. Even that is few and far between and I get bored of it fast. End up trying to win very quickly.
One thing I won’t do is troll my own team, ever. The only exception to this might be if I’m in a group of friends, we create our own game, and we’re all just goofing off with each other. Other than that I see people who troll their own team, especially in comp matches, as a serious detriment to the game and I think they should have their accounts banned if it gets out of hand. Sorry if I come across as harsh but that’s where I stand on it.
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Pun was indeed intended.
Sometimes, when I’m tilted but refuse to quit playing. I’ll go for certain end game cards. Then when my team tries to claim I was throwing I’ll point to my award 
My favorite is recon only bastion because it’s super easy to get, or spam the hammer mcree, also easy to get.
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I main sombra.
20 characters.
Haha say bye bye to your account man…
I don’t consider it trolling, more pay back and well deserved karma. If someone counters me, tea bags me first, or a group tries to gang on me to basically squish me because of my name I will tea bag every single kill I get. I can’t help it i will dip my meatballs in their sweaty tears till seasoned to perfection.
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