Welcome to the Forums!
Over here is where the drink fountain station is. ^
<—-There is our vending machine right over there. It only serves taro milk bubble tea.
Here is where we keep the opinions 
Over there is where the microwave is —->
There is your round table over there.
To your left is the fridge.
stay out of my lunchbox
And the sink is right behind you.
You’ll be spending most of the time near the coffee station to your left because that’s where everyone goes to talk about their day. You know. Watercooler stuff. Very PG13 though. Kinda boring. Or else You’ll get reported and banned for abusive chat.
If you have any questions, ask the guy in front of you. He has all the answers.
no he doesnt
Have a great stay!
And welcome !!!
Oh and dont forget to visit the gift shop.
You have to go past the elevator, past the dungeon, past the line up for the complaint department (it’s never empty) and past the gates of hell. Then take the LEFT fork. DO NOT take the right fork. I repeat: DO NOT take the right fork. Then the shop is to your UP direction. Buy a lootbox. You never know what item you might get. Maybe a cool useless spray or a cool useless icon.
Anyways, enjoy your stay!