Gut Nerf Every Hero

General Discussion
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Mercy must now flap her wings to use her mobility. Wings can only be flapped by spamming space bar and ctrl, each one controlling a single wing. You move as fast as you can flap and you must coordinate the wings or your flight will be hampered or even result in you or crashing into a wall and getting stunned.

Mercy Rez: There is a now only a 5 second window to Rez before they are no longer rezable. Cannot be cast out of line of sight or while flying. Only useable during ULT. Heroes return at 20% hp.

Bap: Window damage boost reduced to 20%, moved to cooldown ability, 20 second cd, lasts for 4 seconds. Lamp moved to ULT, its health slightly increased.

Ana: Sleep duration reduced to 1 second, instantly breaks on damage with no lockout while waking up. Anti-nade anti effect only absorbs 75 healing and deals no damage. Anti-nade only heals Ana for 30 hp. Healing increased on allies and healing up buff increased. Has falloff damage over 40 meters.

Cassidy: Nade damage decreased to 50. Can no longer roll while not on the ground.

Hog: 1-shot removed.

Hanzo: Can no longer 1-shot while enemies are closer than 5 meters.

Widow: Can no longer 1-shot while enemies are closer than 10 meters

Torb: Turret damage decreased to 15dps

Genji: No longer able to deflect explosives, instead only taking the splash damage of them.

Zarya: Charge decays faster.

Ball: Has to build up momentum while rolling, starting extremely slowly and taking 5 seconds to build up to current non-grapple max. Mines now take 15 minutes to arm. Ult charge cannot be gained while any are alive. Slam no longer knocks enemies back.

Ashe: B.O.B. has decided to retire.

Junkrat: Mine combo nerfed, self damage on everything returned.

D Va: Defense Matrix is a cd again with a 200dmg Max absorb, micro missiles deal no damage and instead only play the :wink: voice line when they impact a target.

Doomfist: “And dey say” voice line removed. All CC removed (knockback, stun, slow).

Kiriko: No longer has teleport, but you can now see her on her bike.

Soldier: Tac Visor can be hacked. Sprint drains 20hp per second. Healing pod only applies icy hot patches, allowing him to sprint a little longer. Rockets have no splash.

Illari: Pylon heals enemies when it’s destroyed.

Rammatra: Has to drink a protein shake before he can go buff form.

Sigma: Can be CC’d by tickling his toes.

Zenyatta: Now plays self help audio books while moving.

Echo: Keeps HP percentage when she ults. Death beam range deceased to melee range.

Orisa: Gun removed. No compensation buffs.

Mauga: Hero removed, appearance becomes cosmetics for Rein

Venture: Can no longer dig that.

Sojourn: Rail gun is ULT only. Can no longer slide while airborne.

Juno: Ultimate cost increased 500%.

Lifeweaver: Pulling someone to him impacts him with the same effect of a fully charged Doomfist punch.

Bastion: No longer able to move while in turret form.

Moira: Fade causes self damage when impacting terrain.

Tracer: Blink cd increased by 1 second.

Reaper: Spread greatly increased.

Pharah: Jets are now audible from anywhere on the map.

Mei: Ice block can be broken by enemies.

Sombra: Invisibility removed. Hack requires solving a mini-game to apply.

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Everyone turns into Torb.

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I would say ana needs some gut nerfs, specifically the healing reduction part of nade. It’s to powerful, for a non-ult.

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Ana has no gut. Shes skinny. What are you talking about?

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Wasn’t this supposed to be a thread where you nerf heroes XD

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Why does everyone want to nerf all the fun out of the game?

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Nah. When her piss jar is full and she still sucks, she releases a cloud of piss around herself, letting everyone know she could stop DPSing any time she wanted. But her suck is still 100%. ANd her team could still crowd around her to be healed by her cloud of piss.

I like this one. The mechanic is simple. Right-click becomes heal, and once you have your lock-on, you can still wander your gaze, and fire with left-click.

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Reinhardt is forced to immediately stop what he is doing and use the “Flex” emote anytime he uses the “Would you like to see my muscles?” voiceline and anyone in the lobby responds with the “Yes” voiceline.

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All heroes: You can no longer change direction mid-air unless you have some sort of propulsion.

Lucio mains rejoice.

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Here’s the secret sweaty her players can’t shoot or aim so it’s a nerf to most mercy players below plat, but a buff to those above lmao

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Lucio doesn’t have any means of propelling himself so this is golden (every time he gets hit with knock back at that velocity he will be sent flying lmao)

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Mercy - res no longer res’s your teammate but instead adds 30 seconds to their spawn timer

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Because when “my” (insert person in question) hero gets gutted, it’s only fair to gut nerf everything else.

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This is actually kinda a good idea. That nade change is interesting.

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I am below plat and this would be a buff to me XD
No swap time to gun would be so good for taking potshots at careless enemies and hasten the change from aggro to healing.

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You’ve gone too far, you monster!

Never mind. I’ve been waiting to see that.

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