Title explains it all
I shall start
Whenever lucio wallrides theres a 50% chance that he will jump incorrectly and faceplant on the wall, stunning himself for 2 seconds
Goo
8 Likes
50% chance for D.va recall mech to fall on her and kill her
38 Likes
Nerf hanzo volley damage from 80 to 70 so that it no longer synergizes with his 125 damage from his regular arrows.
Wait…
17 Likes
S76’s visor will now target allies as well.
22 Likes
Nerf Valkyrie so it’s less fun please; slow her down, and reduce her pistol damage.
Yeah I think that’s better. People will love this.
2 Likes
Roadhog: Reduced damage by 33%, increased fire rate, and added an extra shot to his gun 
19 Likes
Nerf Ana so that she becomse a useless garbage tier support
Oh wait that actually did happen LUL
12 Likes
Better yet
200% increased firerate
70% reduced dmg
+6 ammo
2 Likes
The more you blink/recall as Tracer the more damage her chronal accelerator will take and it’ll become more likely that it’ll break. If Winston is on your team he becomes a support and can repair your accelerator. If it breaks then you will be “stuck in time” and just watch as your camera has a seizure around the map like when you’re lagging a lot.
“Hi I’m Jeff from the Overwatch team, at this time we feel that Tracer is too strong in the meta so we umm made this new ability for her. We don’t see it as a nerf more as a buff to the lore. We will not ever fix this, it is working as intended. Yeet”
-Jeff
11 Likes
Tracer blinks now have a 1 second cast time and slow her down similar to Mercy’s rez.
2 Likes
Bastion due to his rust has a 50% chance of snapping in half while going into sentry.mode
10 Likes
It wont
No hero was removed ever
11 Likes
Hack will now have about a 25% chance of failing, despite maintaining LoS and range at all times without taking damage. Oh and we won’t try it on the PTR first.
Wait…
13 Likes
Symmetra’s Photon Projector now works like Moira’s Biotic Grasp, no longer bending around to track moving opponents but breaking off if a target moves outside the cone.
1 Like
Genji’s swiftstrike cooldown only resets if he uses deflect inside a zarya bubble…
4 Likes
If Torbjorn’s turret takes more than 50% damage, it will switch to recon mode and run straight at the nearest opponent, shooting a pistol.
18 Likes
I said nerf not buff
2 Likes
Genji can now deflect ally attacks and ultimates.
1 Like
Roadhog stops after running 10 meters and starts running slowly again after 5 seconds
3 Likes
Symmetra have to aim 
2 Likes