Game: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, but the game dies quicker than Evolve

I wish I had a wish that did not backfire

Granted. But you wasted it just now on that wish

I wish that I had some snacks to eat right now.

Granted. But it’s kale and hummus.

I wish I never met her

Granted, Widowmaker kills you before you meet her

i wish it didn’t take me an hour to fall asleep every night

Granted it now takes you TWO hours!!! Chew some valerian root and get more exercise.

I wish my overnight job wasn’t 7 nights a week.

granted, but you alternate overnights with early mornings 7 days a week

i wish everyone on this thread had good luck with their anniversary loot boxes

Granted it but now Blizz encountered a global internet is issue and It took them 3 weeks to fix it on that event.
I wish I have invincibility and total control of dimension and time (so I can be lazy as much as I want and watch every series or games before it ends or released).

Granted. But you also get Senile Dementia and Arrhythmia

I wish I knew French as much as I know English and Spanish

Accordé. Because now you only know Russian.

I wish I could play an instrument well.

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хорошо, я надеялся узнать русский так или иначе

Желаю!
Я не понимаю, чего вы хотели, но теперь у вас есть калечащая депрессия

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Attempted to grant, but Google translate isn’t telling me what your wish is:

I wish I understood what that was supposed to be.

It a corruption is, my wish didn’t do

Wish I to stop use translator and go back to speaking english

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Granted, but now you talk like Christopher Walkin.

I wish the OWL playoffs weren’t so far away.

Granted, But you’ll always be busy so you want be able to go there

I wish for someone to ruin my wish.

Granted. But it falls apart after 1 min.

I wish for this Corrupt-a-wish game to keep going and for people to keep commenting

Granted. But I had to get creative.

I wish that you would not double post.

That really isn’t ruining my wish…and uh…u just kinda gave me what I wanted…

Granted, but then you dodeca post.

I wish my shoulder didn’t hurt.

Granted. But now you have my legs that dont work (dont worry they dont hurt).

I wish we were able to see what the pros told the balance team.

You will be able to see what they’re doing,but what you’ll see is them buffing Brigitte.
I wish I had good internet connection and no lag.