Granted, your wish to refuse to grant my wish is granted, but my corruption is to grant it anyway.
Mwahaha
I wish people would stop picking tanks in ffa.
what the f??? XD
Granted but they all pick Brigitte/Moira instead.
I wish we two stopped corrupting just me and u…
Granted. But now a third person joins and kills the thread.
I wish I could trick people so I can grant my own wish more often.
Granted but you do so many wishes your head explodes and you can’t make anymore wishes
I wish Activison never partnered with Blizzard.
Granted but they are now with EA.
I wish the next Hero to be a Dog.
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No. Jeff Kaplan’s pet rock
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Granted, but is just an ordinary dog that can do nothing by run around and bark.
I wish for a crawfish tail meat and Conecuh sausage pizza.
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I’d be okay with this.
Granted but its made from gone-off ingredients and instead of cooking it the chef soaked it in sewage.
I wish I could sleep for the rest of thr day.
Granted, but your sleep schedule breaks and you’re always way too late for school/work.
I wish Sombra got an Aizawa skin.
Granted, but she becomes powerless (got the reference?)
I wish there were new cool game modes
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Granted, but you’ll only be able to play one of them forever
I wish I could climb back to diamond
Granted but you get 6 stack Shanghai Dragon smurfs only until you hit 500 sr and they return whenever you hit higher than 1450.
I wish I had spare time.
(Of course I get the reference.)
Granted but it’s spare tire time and you just got a flat.
I wish for all wishes to always come true and the consequences are swift and condemning
Granted, but not in our universe.
I wish Bastion would receive any kind of big rework this year.
Granted, but Bastions ult is on shift (Just as powerful as normal), lasts forever, and his healing on right click is maximum. His Ult is now just his Sentry mode, but it’s super powerful. Bam whazam, Bastion is now OP.
I wish I wasn’t Mineta.
Granted, but you are now a toad. Gotta stick with the classics!
I wish I could go home from college and see my parents again.
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Granted, but you can’t go back to college.
I wish I knew how to play the piano.
Granted, but no one will ever know that you can play.
I wish Sombra could get some buffs.
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