ew, why would you quote that from me 
Say hello to my friend alex here.
What did Reaper say when he first joined weight watchers?
Diet! Diet!! Diet!!!
Sigma always throws rock every time and Genji still doesn’t know how to counter him.
Widowmaker is always so blue.
I guess you can say you don’t recall.
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It was there. I saw an asset, and I deployed it.
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“Is this a non-relevant conversation?”
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have mercy on my lungs
that was weak, eh its better then nothing
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let’s calm down here folks. It’s that time of year where it’s between winter and spring: Mei is still a ways away, so keep warm. this isn’t a pun i’m just trying to keep everyone safe
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pharah way
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nice one dad zzzzzzz
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Mercy is for the weak.
hears Lucio in the distance “Speed boost!”
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“I’m not your father.”
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he’s coming! why would you summon him?
So we can have a frog on a hog.
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pog in bog.
(walks into your home at night, everybody blinks, and you and I are gone like vapor, never to see you again) Nothing happened, guys! 
(Reaper murdered him was all)
jkjk, but seriously, that pun hurts my soul.
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I’ve been inspired to whip some Brigitte puns around. They seem to be coming naturally to me
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Just don’t shield bash yourself over the tonal whipshot you’ll receive.
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this is inspiring me to make more puns
put i don’t know if i can whip out any more
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What do you call a disappointed Genji?
A sigh-borg.
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what is genji’s favourite movie?
madagascar
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