They’re all pretty good except for Mercy. You didn’t even try and just poked fun at Mercy mains who aren’t happy with her current state.
Ana “I’m gonna throw a biotic grenade at the enemy team” Grenade hits the one strand of hair sticking up on a teammate’s head
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Lucio: My ult will save you all, except it won’t.
Mercy: My team died again and I have to 1vs6 the enemy team with my peashooter gun, because rez is not an option.
Mei: I will raise self destructing mech with my wall right before the explosion while trying to save my teammates.
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Sym: Gimme six seconds, then I’ll be on par with Soldier.
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Except it will?
Got to be extra critical on the suggestions.
Well at least not from everything I guess.
And yeah, that casting time is a part of the problem.
Out of curiosity; why did you delete the other reply?
Lol ,I laughed so hard with this post, good job.
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I did it by accident, missclicked.
Sym’s ult was definetely a supportive one.
Really? Do you have to be so sour about it?
So what if it’s not your kind of humour, that was literally the ONLY one that didn’t pop a new hernia in my gut.
The entire rest of the post is abso-ducking-lutely 100% correct with more accuracy than the ancient pyramids alignment with the stars in orions belt.
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This one is actually great 
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I didn expect to be laughing this hard
Bastion, Hog, Hammond, Sym… 
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Some of them were pure gold
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Yeah the thing with Mercy is if you don’t bring up the controversy then you’ll get people annoyed you didn’t talk about it. If you do bring it up then you get people saying your piling on, its a lose lose.
Personally I thought that was just the funniest of a few ideas that would all have pissed someone off.
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These are all great! I wonder what Baptise’s would be.
i’ll come back with another one for orissa after she finishes reloading…
I actually LOL’ed very hard
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Yes zen players do this. They forget to heal or to caught up in healing to even throw discord
Dva: I’m the bane of Moira’s existence
TBH I already thinking of doing a V2 of this post, and that will soooo be the Orisa one XD