Oof, a murder is happening or what?
Even worse than a murder:
an untidy house with clothes scattered everywhere.
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It was my duty. And my burden.
Ha! Come at me bro!
Joke’s on you, it’s already so untidy, you don’t have the guts to come in.
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Oh no… That’s horrible! How could anyone commit that sort of crime?!!
Trust me, clothes are the least of our concerns xD
Just checking, you aren’t allergic to dog hair or anything? 
…
Don’t make me steal your dog.
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Oh no, it’s a robbery now??!
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I will fight for h–
Omg Princess, why do you have to ask everyone for pets? ; _ ;
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Hello? Hello??
Yeah, uh, is this 9999999? Uh, I need a terminator delivered to some people’s houses… Now! D-Don’t ask why, just deliver!
Omg! Are you going to stop SilentSword from commiting seppuku? How nice of you :_D
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Indeed I am… By delivering a terminator to their doorstep.
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The Terminator can’t stop me from committing seppuku >:(
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It’ll probably just kill you instead, Sword.
That is better than pain and suffering, right?
Works for me
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He can’t. As his senpai, only I can kill him.
Maybe I’ll have to kill the Terminator too 
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Welpie welp, then.
Oh well, good luck with that! He’s got a triple suit of diamond, extra light extra robotic armor! Plus, a huge scythe to resemble The Grim Reaper, as he will be Sword’s demise, and the one to lead Sword to wherever they must go after their life!
That sounds pretty brutal tbh… Senpai, can you top that?
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Evaluate your life day?
https://d1u5p3l4wpay3k.cloudfront.net/overwatch_gamepedia/3/30/Zenyatta_-_How_Disappointing.ogg
Triple suit of diamond? Can it stand a barrage of arrows with a diamond tip?
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