I thought of this as I was playing the new mode
Dva can’t crouch
Same as WB
I went and thought of it in a lore perspective
The designers of the suit and Dva just sat around a table
Designer1: what should we add?
Dva: I want it to be exactly like in the game I’ve been playing! And make it pink!
Designer2: sure… looks at the others but no crouch
Dva: what?! Why?!
Designer1: we’re not fools. If we make the mech it would be too powerful and may be considered as a military mech by other countries
Designer3: which would make T-bagging a warcrime. Dancing on a deadbody after shooting them is not really Geneva approved
Dva: fine… but give it hollow grams instead
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This is the reason when you have feeding DvA in your team that just wants to get out of mech, pistol them to death in order to finally tbag something!
NERF THIS! fr
This has consistently been the biggest flaw in D.Va’s lore.
There is zero chance she would build a mech that can’t crouch. None.
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The best they can do is a Bow emote 
Did you know that hollow grams weigh less than normal grams?
If she could crouch I would hate her 10x more
I’m glad she can’t tbag.
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Dont worry our tbag is spamming “Nice try” “LOL” and “Is this ez mode?”
Or the reverse tbag which is jumping over your corpse
Except, she can already dance on her enemy’s corpse…
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