Describe a hero as bad as possible

[NinthFriend-1210]

Hi My Name McCree

When I team fight my poor little cowboy legs are slow and it’s hard for me to run around to healthpacks and get back to my friends before some of them have died. If I die early into the fight I’m not gonna be able to mosey my way on back before the entire team has died because I just can’t seem to grasp the concept of running. I’ve suffered traumatic brain injury causing it to swell up really big into my hat so I get critically hit a lot. My arms and legs are stuck in this weird position where…

It’s really fun reading this post like that but this op did an amazing job describing McCree as bad as possible. Props to him for that. :3